This is probably just the kid who watched the home run race in the late 90s and then a few years later saw Sammy Sosa forget how to speak English and Mark McGwire get short-term retrograde amnesia talking, but I wouldn't be shocked if someone found a pile of empty Capri Sun's in Cal Raleigh's locker

I'm reading Pilgrim in the Microworld by David Sudnow. A contemporary account of being obsessed with Breakout for the Atari 2600 in the early 80s. At one point while trying to learn a repeatable set of inputs he writes the most speedrunner thing ever:

I went to the Phillies series against the Mariners last week. Here are some thoughts:

1. I've been to 2/3s of the major league stadiums and Citizens Bank Park is one of the better ones

I have never once in my life used "maybe later" to mean anything other than "absolutely not." I wish websites and apps understood that.