I just call them French so the famous detective can correct me and I get longer to stare at his amazing mustache

In the arena it was blatantly obvious refs were desperately looking for any reason to call one on wings to ‘even it out’

For me it’s a like a late nite craving after a productive day lacking something like a master dinner missing salt. Irregardless

What’s your big issue with That BC?

The only suitable kind of billionaire TBH

Hearing ‘I’m JP Morgan my friends, the wealthiest man on this Eaaaarth’ from Ragtime and realizing he fits in with the rest of the email chain

Thank you for the reminder of the truest tweet I ever did see

Growing up watching men twice my age counting down til Britney was 18 should’ve been the wake up call for our entire generation

Holy eugenics Batman 🙄

Was thinking similar lines today bc playing Spiderman the video game (plot lines of private militaries, billionaire politicians) is like watching the news. Fascism only has one playbook apparently

You’d think that’d at least make him wanna hit those crossing routes but noooo

Their gift shop IS really nice to be fair