Derek Thompson
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Derek Thompson
@cloudrunner5k.bsky.social
35 yo
Xitter refugee
I work out, make mead, and love cats
The Lisistrata summarized:
Stay pretty, Stay Petty
February 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Been lifting to Gen X rock and the Playlist is autopopulating The Offspring. I grew up thinking they were a Millennial band. What are you thoughts?
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I dont think I have had adequate serotonin production since Avicii passed away
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
603 is the area code for New Hampshire phone numbers. 604 area code? Is it par of Mass or Maine? Maybe Vermont. NO! IT'S VANCOUVER CANADA! The lack of coherent order to area codes makes me irrationally angry
October 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Is rushing across campus to make it to class on time while listening to "In Too Deep" by Sum 41 cliché? It feels cliché.
September 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
classic movies, over-simplified. Citizen Cane: Rich newspaper tycoon wants to go sledding
September 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Bookstores shouldn't be allowed to play music with lyrics
August 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You have a cucumber amount of time to get your shit together
July 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think I hate TOTK.
I dont feel like I am actually progressing, you need a BS in engineering for the shrines, I miss the champion abilities, the story isnt grabbing me, the world doesnt feel worth exploring, and the depths suck. Ill finish it, but imma go back to BOTW after
July 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I woke up with Ocean Avenue stuck in my head. Which is weird because waking up means I was at one point asleep and not, in fact, staying up all night.
July 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Being a 35 year old teenage dirt bag means safely driving 20mph through suburban Maine while screaming to Iron Maiden on my way to buy my cat treats.
June 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You are tired because you lost an hour of sleep to daylight savings. I am tired because I lost 4 hours to military grade insomnia. We are not the same
March 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Not a Facebook comment I ever thought I would have to make
March 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Remember. It is easy to jump the shark when you have a pogo stick
January 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
4 hrs of sleep? 22°F? I should probably go for a run
January 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Am I drinking mead and crocheting at the Axe Pit while waiting to throw? Bet your ass I am
January 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The voyage is long and the wind won't blow...

It's time for us to leave her.
January 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Reposted by Derek Thompson
The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Is Blue Sky tied to Discord?
I should really learn how to Discord. It seems overwhelming
January 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
As is tradition. New social media account starts with a picture of my sweet girl.
It is with a heavy heart that this is the first time I've done this since she passed in November.
January 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM