Someone told me that they don't like my face because sometimes I look like the strapping young man I am and the rest of the time they can barely tell I'm a guy

I judge my happiness based on how much my silhouette looks like a vampire, that is the correct way to live life.

Literally nothing interesting to post, free likes?

You guys ever get possessed by the greatest artistic spirits to ever live just to lose your pen? Just me?

Guys I NEED you to know I use "Young man" like "Dude", "Bro", and "Y'all", so you're not surprised when I tell you I made eye contact with a very kinda delivery lady, took my package, shook her hand, and said "Thank you, Young man. I appreciate it". She stopped me before I close the door.