Crandall Mikeingfone
@closskel.bsky.social
Trusted and reputable insider / journalist working at Gloomberg that lives in people’s closets sometimes. Audio salesman. Views are not mine (as are the Goombas, Koopa Troopa…) AI Defender / Animation Hater / Poop Eater / Former Skeleton / Untrustable
What do you mean Mario was not in the game at launch
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What do you mean Mario was not in the game at launch
This isn’t bad like the internet is trying to tell you
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This isn’t bad like the internet is trying to tell you
I feel bad for marginalized Tanna green
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I feel bad for marginalized Tanna green
Homer Lisa and Bart the Simpson
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Homer Lisa and Bart the Simpson
That just proves this is true
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
That just proves this is true
Yep, that happened.
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yep, that happened.
Where is Myles Mackenzie
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Where is Myles Mackenzie
Cool but can you please add a new item called fart where Mario can fart and it causes other races to spin out
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Cool but can you please add a new item called fart where Mario can fart and it causes other races to spin out
Super Mario Galaxy 1+2
a close up of a cartoon character with a red hat and mustache
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a red hat and mustache
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Super Mario Galaxy 1+2
Remove the “in” from “Assassin” if you want a laugh
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Remove the “in” from “Assassin” if you want a laugh
It’s a jack of two trades!
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It’s a jack of two trades!
It’s good for a conversation starter
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It’s good for a conversation starter
Don’t take showers
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Don’t take showers
Will be boycotting. Just bought several things from Amazon which I will be burning in protest.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Will be boycotting. Just bought several things from Amazon which I will be burning in protest.
This must mean they are making Mario Party Star Rush Part 2
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This must mean they are making Mario Party Star Rush Part 2
They always announce these things but never release them. It’s really frustrating. I just want the Diddle Brothers fandom to get one win this year. Just one.
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
They always announce these things but never release them. It’s really frustrating. I just want the Diddle Brothers fandom to get one win this year. Just one.
New Kid Icarus everyone!
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
New Kid Icarus everyone!
Makes a good coaster
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Makes a good coaster
Oh so it’s a short?
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh so it’s a short?