Closing Down Forever
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I don't mean to cause a fuss.
A neighbour had a cat stuck in a wall, and TWO FIRE ENGINES came and cut through the wall to get it out.
February 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
A neighbour had a cat stuck in a wall, and TWO FIRE ENGINES came and cut through the wall to get it out.
Best plan is definitely to just make the most of it
January 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Best plan is definitely to just make the most of it
Hey girl are you a parking ticket because I don't drive
January 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Hey girl are you a parking ticket because I don't drive
Gross. Why does it fall on the poorest in society to set the example for everyone else? No wonder they try and get what they can, when the richest people are using every loophole under the sun to avoid paying their way.
January 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Gross. Why does it fall on the poorest in society to set the example for everyone else? No wonder they try and get what they can, when the richest people are using every loophole under the sun to avoid paying their way.
State of that mirror.
January 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
State of that mirror.
It's still early on.
January 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It's still early on.
It's going to be a fun few years.
January 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It's going to be a fun few years.
'Hello', what are you getting at?
January 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
'Hello', what are you getting at?
So it's true the Guardian have heard an untrue story? Glad I wasted my time reading the article, well done everbody.
January 15, 2025 at 8:43 AM
So it's true the Guardian have heard an untrue story? Glad I wasted my time reading the article, well done everbody.
I worry that in time, as language and context shift, the wretched stupidity of his choice of words will be missed. How do we preserve the cringe for future generations to understand?
January 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I worry that in time, as language and context shift, the wretched stupidity of his choice of words will be missed. How do we preserve the cringe for future generations to understand?
More please now please.
January 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
More please now please.
Shh, I'm relying on them to inflate my follower count.
January 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Shh, I'm relying on them to inflate my follower count.
That is excellent advice. Also, people who are knowledgeable about one important thing won't be knowledgeable about other important things. We've all got blinds spots, a bit of humility goes a long way.
January 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
That is excellent advice. Also, people who are knowledgeable about one important thing won't be knowledgeable about other important things. We've all got blinds spots, a bit of humility goes a long way.
Well when you get to my age.
January 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Well when you get to my age.
He really is one of the most unpleasant people we've got, isn't he.
January 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
He really is one of the most unpleasant people we've got, isn't he.
'It is never my intention to offend'. One for the ages.
January 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
'It is never my intention to offend'. One for the ages.
His apology goes down as one of the best apologies of all time:
January 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
His apology goes down as one of the best apologies of all time:
Insane. Good on him though. ✊
January 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Insane. Good on him though. ✊
Something something 'Jesus saves' something something.
January 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Something something 'Jesus saves' something something.
Ivory backscratchers and so forth.
January 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ivory backscratchers and so forth.
It's so funny that whoever made that cartoon got the captions the wrong way around.
January 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's so funny that whoever made that cartoon got the captions the wrong way around.