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I’m especially interested in when closed captioning is especially bad or good, but sometimes funny lines are funny. Often forgets to post for statistically significant periods of time.
“It’s not a skill set. It’s a compulsion.”
- Staged
“It’s not a skill set. It’s a compulsion.”
- Staged
Okay, but Shel Silverstein wrote some banger poems for playboy.
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Okay, but Shel Silverstein wrote some banger poems for playboy.
“It means it’s too late. Telling conservatives to stop being bigots is admitting they’re bigots.”
December 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“It means it’s too late. Telling conservatives to stop being bigots is admitting they’re bigots.”
Aside from other cool stuff about this flick, this is one of my favorite closed captions of all time from anything
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Aside from other cool stuff about this flick, this is one of my favorite closed captions of all time from anything
The only thing raccoons could learns about DJing from humans is how to be less awesome at it.
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The only thing raccoons could learns about DJing from humans is how to be less awesome at it.
2 days ago me: “ok, I guess. Not sure I get it.”
Today me, completely unsolicited, when someone offhandedly mentioned having fun: “pizza party… GOOD TIMES”
Today me, completely unsolicited, when someone offhandedly mentioned having fun: “pizza party… GOOD TIMES”
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
2 days ago me: “ok, I guess. Not sure I get it.”
Today me, completely unsolicited, when someone offhandedly mentioned having fun: “pizza party… GOOD TIMES”
Today me, completely unsolicited, when someone offhandedly mentioned having fun: “pizza party… GOOD TIMES”
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
It’s getting to that point in the season where I have to pretend certain players don’t exist just to stay excited about my Wizards games.
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It’s getting to that point in the season where I have to pretend certain players don’t exist just to stay excited about my Wizards games.
I’m on the basic (with ads) oxygen plan, and it works fine for me so long as I sleep about 17 hours a day. Premium breathing doesn’t really seem worth it unless you want to exercise at least monthly.
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m on the basic (with ads) oxygen plan, and it works fine for me so long as I sleep about 17 hours a day. Premium breathing doesn’t really seem worth it unless you want to exercise at least monthly.
