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closertothesky.bsky.social
Kenny
@closertothesky.bsky.social
OBGYN for Late Night with Conan O’Brien
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“You block ppl over politics?” Baby I block people for having the wrong favorite character from total drama island
Too many men in this bar rn
August 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Aw man
I have a crush on loloverruled:/
July 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Wednesday is such a good drunk day
May 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
What if I took a hot girl walk at 4:28 am
May 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The midwest is the best part of the country and I’m sorry but there’s no competition
May 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Sorry I can’t take anyone my age who is religious seriously
May 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I take 2 shots then be commenting on every TikTok I see saying I love you
May 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Just saw the new final destination and wow that was upsetting!!
May 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Told my mom (half joking) that if I end up not having any kids, I’m gonna move to New York and be a comedy writer and work for snl and she goes “that seems a bit ambitious.” But then we watched the newest episode and afterwards she goes “actually I think you could do this”
May 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Me to the middle of the ocean at nighttime
May 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Was excited to listen to my first international podcast and broaden my horizons but these Aussie mfs just keep making American references
May 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Surely that means it’s never truly 1/2 off….
May 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just cancelled a clothing order I made for my husband bc I decided I wanted to go shopping downtown tomorrow and I need that money for myself :)
May 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Getting older in the age of the internet is so weird bc what do you mean that post on tumblr I remember seeing in real time is now 8 years old
May 4, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Goodnight 🌙
May 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Just got a once-in-every-several-years quality tea that I got to pass along to 3 different people and I felt ALIVE
May 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Day 1 of quitting smoking and I did not make it but I lasted until 5 pm 😎
April 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’m dead
April 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Can’t escape this fucker for one single day
April 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Zoolander came out 17 days after 9/11
April 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Anyway. We move in 6 months or less and I could not be more eager to quit
April 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
God smite me if I ever become the bitchy 45 year old lady in the office taking her regret and anger out on the 25 year old who’s just starting her first job out of college.
April 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This app is never gonna beat twitter until all the hilary staff members stop posting
April 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ah yes
April 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
10 Things I Hate About You is a bad movie
April 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM