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claire
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I’m actually so mad at how bad Jurassic World: Dominion is. Like this had the bones of a good heist movie, it now we gotta throw in cheesy shit and the signature end of movie T-Rex fave off with whatever the newest big baddie is.
August 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Why is AppleTV the buggiest freaking app.
August 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Streaming networks are straight fucking up when they cancel popular shows. Outer Range was incredibly unique with an amazing cast. Wheel of Time was bringing one of my favorite stories to life. @amazonprime.bsky.social I want it known this is why people are cancelling.
May 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I have some choice words for the creator of today’s Connections in @nytimes.com
May 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Watching the Predator series for the first time, and Gary Busey’s character said the blast in the rainforest was 300 city blocks. There ain’t NO way Schwarzenegger was out of that blast zone. Hell, the rescue helicopter wasn’t out of the blast zone. Who did that math? 😂
May 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Okay. Steal my joke.
If I had a nickel for every time an actor in The Predator went on to be elected Governor, I’d have two nickels, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
May 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We need to learn to protest like the French.
April 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Where is the 4th ninja turtle in Roku City? I swear I have watched this damn thing for hours looking.
April 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
“Hey, Ben, I know we’re living through the fall of America as a global power, but can you update slides 6 and 7 with the new brand concepts?”
April 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Project Hail Mary lived up to the hype. What a BEAUTIFUL story.
April 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Man fuck the republicans hopping up to immediately try to confirm Whitaker after that historic filibuster by Booker.
April 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Some will find this obvious, but I’m still convinced that American Individualism killed important parts of the good life that people didn’t even notice. For instance, one of the core elements of friendship - from Aristotle - is a mutual betterment. Friends help make each other better people.
March 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I really think Wheel of Time has finally found its stride. Season 3 has been really good episode after really good episode.
March 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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These guys inherited one of the most functional state apparatus in the history of the world and they are inhabiting it like a crack house.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Rebellions are built on hope.
March 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Can someone introduce legislation that mandates companies closing the loop on a job application?
March 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I can forgive the moments of bad writing in Wheel of Time because there are many incredible spots, including every scene Mat is in. And the casting truly is superb.
March 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
T Mobile, baby, what is we doing?
March 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m going to need Democrats to stop asking me for money. Do your fucking job. You don’t need my donation to do that.
March 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If you aren’t questioning voting for Trump at this point then you are either absolutely fucking stupid or willfully ignoring things, which is its own problem.
March 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Y’all I just realized my eyes are uneven on my face and and I am WRECKED. Help.
March 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The Liberty/Biberty commercial has got to be one of my all time least favorite commercials. It’s so goddamn annoying. The ad agency that came up with that should be ashamed.
March 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Why do I feel like female body building competitions are so Republican coded?
March 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Cackling at Nick Jonas having to absolutely fight for his life against Alfie Boe.
March 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
y tho?
February 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM