Can you make the balloon animals like the other clowns?

To see your arc from hip hop leftist, to reality star, to Olympic fundraiser, to now is amazing. People clowned on you but we know the loudest boos come from the cheapest seats. You're a good man.

A school you can afford...
Those don't exist for a majority of Americans.

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Maybe the workshop isn't the happy mythical place we were told, but a sweatshop with elves and animals used as slave labor transportation

Maybe if the reindeer and elves had a union they would have benefits that would help. Access to mental health would probably help with the bullying from the other reindeer and the immeasurable pressure from his boss to perform. (or the world's children won't get gifts.)