Step 2. Proclaim that the left is attacking provocateurs (a la Charlie Kirk).
Step 3. Claim victimhood when something goes amiss.
Step 4. Go back to Step 1.
Step 2. Proclaim that the left is attacking provocateurs (a la Charlie Kirk).
Step 3. Claim victimhood when something goes amiss.
Step 4. Go back to Step 1.
Here, let me distract you from all the graft and corruption in my administration. I'll have my new fixer run DC for a while, so you think I'm doing stuff. We're well on our way to Making America the only place nobody wants to be.
Here, let me distract you from all the graft and corruption in my administration. I'll have my new fixer run DC for a while, so you think I'm doing stuff. We're well on our way to Making America the only place nobody wants to be.