I love bone tomahawk so much, westerns are such an underutilized horror setting 😭

similarly, a vyvanse a weed pill and a limeade arnold palmer will have you conversing with god

like god forbid someone be fun and cool and charming, jealous much

definition of eepy

bloody marys should have equal parts booze, mix, and pickle juice; mix alone is way too thick, it is infinitely more enjoyable to not be drinking a boozy gazpacho

ok I have a friend with whom our relationship is entirely based on arguing about food so I've got a million of these but grilled cheese at a restaurant should always be white bread w american cheese, and no homemade mac and cheese is as good as kraft

had them with potato chip crumbs on a hot dog once and it was transcendent

lobster and crab are hideously overrated and don't even crack top 5 shellfish (no pun intended) and a bonus bev one, the ipa effect has been catastrophic for the booze industry as a whole