These will be the three big posts (and last big ad) of the week but if you find yourself enjoying #SGC, subscribe and pick which "P" (or Ps! Take them all!) of SGC feels the right fit for you, your inbox, and your #substack feed to get new content as it comes out. #Bravo #RealHousewives

Finally, folks like me who like to mix and merge your worlds of #academia #criticalthinking #writing #art #history with your love of #Bravo #RealHousewives #realityTV, may I suggest the #Phaedra named after the one and only Jill-of-All-Trades #RHOA? First sample of this world:

If you want to keep things a bit more #scholarly, may I suggest "Pernicious" where we'll explore the "Big Picture" questions in #criticaltheory #philosophy #feminism #racialjustice #discourse #media #LGBTQIA #psychology #capitalism through a #Bravo #realityTV lens. For e.g.

"PW" (short for what Teresa called Danielle when she flipped the table #RHONJ) is like a McDonald's Playland for kids but you know for an adult #Bravoholic : we'll dive deep into the mess with glee! Also no pee! Here's the first amuse bouche of PW: #RHONY #RHOBH #RealHousewives

1000%. Though I love her hot takes on the difficulty of anesthesiology.

This is a gorgeous rendition of our own "Greek Freak."

Hmm, now not being the biggest Southern Charm follower in recent years, I have a guess why (even though it is not the most satisfying of answers) ...

100%. That is why I am all about if someone puts the time and effort to put their thoughts out there (and they aren't rage baiting/ being a dick), either say something nice or constructive or don't say anything at all. Or to quote Aviva Drescher, "use your vocabulary"!

I loooooove this season. Such a good rewatch choice!

This really deserves as much playtime as #HeatherGay 's receipt gif. Justice for #Married2Med

(And by #rhorn I meant #Rhobh ...tired.)

This first entry in PW also features a special easter egg I just discovered this evening - an acting reel of a certain legendary #Housewife from one of these franchises: #rhonj #rhony #rhop #rhoc #rhom #rhoa #rhod . (A little less sophisticated than #DominickDunne but nonetheless A+.)

This is the first entry in the "PW" section of the soon-coming "Three Ps of SGC" (sections curated for each reader's tastes). PW - short for Teresa's most infamous catchphrase - is for serious(ly obsessed) #Housewives fans, featuring nuanced, deep dives and "THAT'S MY OPINION!" posts. #Bravo

That is actually a great idea. Thank you!

Yeah, I am a queen of parenthetical asides and when I feel the need to have to do a super long one after a sentence like that .... that is when I get the sinking feeling maybe it doesn't work. BUT. I kind of think I figured out a way to salvage it.

Totally fair. I should be given my bank account currently, but alas... I am a literal bougie bitch.

I like to view it as a time of Bravo-imposed reflection. Where we have to go back and revisit the classics like old #RHONY, vintage #RHONJ, and of course, the "who gonna check me, boo?" - "Kenya Moore haircare" era of #RHOA.

Truly. RFK Jr. levels of feral.