𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓪𝓬𝓪 ⭐️ 𝓳𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼
@cloacajones.bsky.social
begrudgingly shit posting on blue sky | #1 joel osteen hater | no pronouns just stank
cloaca not included ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
cloaca not included ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
love when a bug crawls across my floor like it pays rent.
ok king. slay
ok king. slay
July 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
love when a bug crawls across my floor like it pays rent.
ok king. slay
ok king. slay
*taps mic* MY PORN NOUNS ARE….PRON NOUN….NAUUUUNNNN
May 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
*taps mic* MY PORN NOUNS ARE….PRON NOUN….NAUUUUNNNN
most people’s higher self coming through in their thoughts: you are worthy of love and good things :)
Mine: you CAN eat a whole bag of milanos in one go :) you just have to Believe :)
Mine: you CAN eat a whole bag of milanos in one go :) you just have to Believe :)
May 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
most people’s higher self coming through in their thoughts: you are worthy of love and good things :)
Mine: you CAN eat a whole bag of milanos in one go :) you just have to Believe :)
Mine: you CAN eat a whole bag of milanos in one go :) you just have to Believe :)
PUT 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 IN YOUR SKIBIDI TOILET AND FLUSH IT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!
May 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
PUT 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 IN YOUR SKIBIDI TOILET AND FLUSH IT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!
two fingers gun to the temple hand gesture is out. two fingers gun in the mouth is in.
April 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
two fingers gun to the temple hand gesture is out. two fingers gun in the mouth is in.
you’re alone in a parked car with the AC on and your favorite music. you fart. it’s 90°F (32°C) outside so you cannot open the windows to refresh the air inside.
Hell hell hell hell hell hell
Hell hell hell hell hell hell
April 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
you’re alone in a parked car with the AC on and your favorite music. you fart. it’s 90°F (32°C) outside so you cannot open the windows to refresh the air inside.
Hell hell hell hell hell hell
Hell hell hell hell hell hell
broke: taking off all your rings and bracelets to pleasure a vagina
woke: taking off all your rings and bracelets to WIPE YOUR ASS
woke: taking off all your rings and bracelets to WIPE YOUR ASS
March 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
broke: taking off all your rings and bracelets to pleasure a vagina
woke: taking off all your rings and bracelets to WIPE YOUR ASS
woke: taking off all your rings and bracelets to WIPE YOUR ASS
new thing: celibacy mondays. no whacking off and no sexuals. it’s good for your muscles
February 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
new thing: celibacy mondays. no whacking off and no sexuals. it’s good for your muscles
raw sex implies the existence of cooked sex
February 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
raw sex implies the existence of cooked sex
2 the 2ne of the Bob the builder theme song
Mari-juana
Can it fix me?!?
Mari-juana
Yes it can!!!!!
Mari-juana
Can it fix me?!?
Mari-juana
Yes it can!!!!!
February 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
2 the 2ne of the Bob the builder theme song
Mari-juana
Can it fix me?!?
Mari-juana
Yes it can!!!!!
Mari-juana
Can it fix me?!?
Mari-juana
Yes it can!!!!!
I JUST WANT A PUP CUP IS THAT SUCH A FUCKING CRIME
January 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I JUST WANT A PUP CUP IS THAT SUCH A FUCKING CRIME
I had something funny to post on here but then I Forgor
January 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I had something funny to post on here but then I Forgor
BAL so hard they call me LATRO
She had three cheese
so I served her CUATRO
call me a joker
cuz I’m good with my hands
plus mult or times mult
I score with my stans
She had three cheese
so I served her CUATRO
call me a joker
cuz I’m good with my hands
plus mult or times mult
I score with my stans
January 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
BAL so hard they call me LATRO
She had three cheese
so I served her CUATRO
call me a joker
cuz I’m good with my hands
plus mult or times mult
I score with my stans
She had three cheese
so I served her CUATRO
call me a joker
cuz I’m good with my hands
plus mult or times mult
I score with my stans
sometimes I’ll just Be sitting Around and forget I have free will. and then I remember I can Move Freely Around the Map and go smoke weed. every time it’s smoke weed
January 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
sometimes I’ll just Be sitting Around and forget I have free will. and then I remember I can Move Freely Around the Map and go smoke weed. every time it’s smoke weed
now I lay me down to poop
I pray the lord my ass to scoop
if I cum before I wake
Wipe off my dik for goodness sake
I pray the lord my ass to scoop
if I cum before I wake
Wipe off my dik for goodness sake
December 13, 2024 at 5:38 AM
now I lay me down to poop
I pray the lord my ass to scoop
if I cum before I wake
Wipe off my dik for goodness sake
I pray the lord my ass to scoop
if I cum before I wake
Wipe off my dik for goodness sake
I have the zoomies and it’s terminal
December 13, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I have the zoomies and it’s terminal
it hurts to fart and to be really honest I don’t even wanna know what’s up with my ass 😬 that’s between my ass hole and his maker 😮💨
December 12, 2024 at 5:45 AM
it hurts to fart and to be really honest I don’t even wanna know what’s up with my ass 😬 that’s between my ass hole and his maker 😮💨
IS A BLU SKY TWEET REALLY CALLED A SKEET I AM LOSING MYFUCKING MIND
December 12, 2024 at 5:40 AM
IS A BLU SKY TWEET REALLY CALLED A SKEET I AM LOSING MYFUCKING MIND
being sober is hard but it SURE beats doing lines of yayo off a textbook for a class you’re failing 🥴
December 8, 2024 at 11:05 PM
being sober is hard but it SURE beats doing lines of yayo off a textbook for a class you’re failing 🥴
I crave cheesed burger pâpâ
December 8, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I crave cheesed burger pâpâ
Æ Æ æ I see a Bugatti
December 7, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Æ Æ æ I see a Bugatti
DO you ever freak out about possibly having pinworms or do I need to go to the shrink again
December 7, 2024 at 1:02 AM
DO you ever freak out about possibly having pinworms or do I need to go to the shrink again
CHOMP TUAH BITE OFF THAT THANG
December 6, 2024 at 9:47 PM
CHOMP TUAH BITE OFF THAT THANG
Weed really does make you stupid you know. Does that stop me. Of course not
December 6, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Weed really does make you stupid you know. Does that stop me. Of course not