Clivia Sanko
cliviasanko.bsky.social
Clivia Sanko
@cliviasanko.bsky.social
(CD/BW In character account. All posts will be IC unless stated otherwise.) Your friendly neighborhood stoned punkie geek! Starlust Motel owner. #CrackDen
The Parasaurolophus had a long crest that worked like a built-in horn. It used it to blast deep, echoing sounds across the forest. Imagine spending millions of years evolving into a living kazoo. Picture it: dawn, 76 million years ago. A dino lifts its head and goes, “HOOOOOOOOOOOON”
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Dinosaur Fact of the Day:
The Ankylosaurus was basically a living tank, a six-ton lump of stubbornness covered in bone armor, with a tail club strong enough to shatter a T. rex’s ankle. Imagine minding your own business, chewing ferns, and knowing your entire body is a “do not touch” sign.
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh I do.
October 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
New hot tub!
October 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Day 5 and back home. Feels good but I already miss the calm and silence of the forest. Voices are coming back but I'll keep pushing them back. Goodnight people.
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Day 4 and last day. Coming back tomorrow. It was refreshing. No regrets.
September 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Day 3. The lil boy hunted all night. He's a little tired. It's so quiet and peaceful here.
September 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Day 2 of leaving Laveau on a whim to wherever.
September 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Getting better at drawing.
September 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
August 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
TIIIIIIIIIITS
August 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
🍷 Useless Fact of the Day by Cliv
In medieval Europe, people used to mix mummy dust into wine, thinking it cured disease.
Yeah, ground-up ancient corpses, straight in the cup.
Health potions, but make it war crime.
July 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
🐕 Useless Fact of the Day by Cliv
Emperor Elagabalus once threw a royal dinner party where guests were crushed by lions, leopards, and pet bears, because he thought it’d be funny.
Ancient Rome: where the pets killed you.
July 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
🎩 Useless Fact of the Day by Cliv
Victorians had mummy unwrapping parties.
Rich folks would gather, drink wine, and watch someone peel ancient corpses like presents.
Nothing says “classy evening” like ancient dust and trauma.
July 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
🍆 Useless Fact of the Day by Cliv
Ancient Romans used to carve dick graffiti everywhere, for good luck.
Roads, walls, bathhouses, just ✨dick magic✨ all over the place.
It was basically their version of a thumbs-up.
July 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
🌌 Space Fact of the Day by Cliv
Saturn’s moon Mimas looks exactly like the Death Star.
But it’s just ice and trauma.
No laser. No empire. Just vibes and craters.
Space really out here doing Star Wars cosplay for free.
July 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
🌌 Space Fact of the Day by Cliv
Some stars die and become ghost lights—their glow travels for years after they’re gone.
So when you look up…
you might be staring at something that’s been dead for millions of years.
The sky lies pretty.
July 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
🌌 Space Fact of the Day by Cliv
Voyager 1 is 14 billion miles away, drifting alone in deep space. No crew. Just a gold record, and silence.
It sends whispers back to Earth—
but no one answers.
July 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🌌 Space Fact of the Day by Cliv
Astronauts can’t burp in space, no gravity means gas just floats around in your gut.
So yeah. Space farts? Real. Space burps? Denied.
The universe is vast, cold, and anti-burp.
July 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
🌌 Space Fact of the Day by Cliv
Neptune’s moon Triton orbits backwards. Scientists think it got yeeted in from elsewhere and the planet just went “mine now.”
Even moons get kidnapped.
Space is petty as hell.
July 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
🦕 Dino Fact of the Day by Cliv
Irritator (real name, no joke) was a fish-eating spinosaur with a long snout and a bad rep—’cause fossil dealers messed with the skull.
Named after how pissed the scientists got.
Honestly? Same.
July 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM