The Ankylosaurus was basically a living tank, a six-ton lump of stubbornness covered in bone armor, with a tail club strong enough to shatter a T. rex’s ankle. Imagine minding your own business, chewing ferns, and knowing your entire body is a “do not touch” sign.
The Ankylosaurus was basically a living tank, a six-ton lump of stubbornness covered in bone armor, with a tail club strong enough to shatter a T. rex’s ankle. Imagine minding your own business, chewing ferns, and knowing your entire body is a “do not touch” sign.
In medieval Europe, people used to mix mummy dust into wine, thinking it cured disease.
Yeah, ground-up ancient corpses, straight in the cup.
Health potions, but make it war crime.
In medieval Europe, people used to mix mummy dust into wine, thinking it cured disease.
Yeah, ground-up ancient corpses, straight in the cup.
Health potions, but make it war crime.
Emperor Elagabalus once threw a royal dinner party where guests were crushed by lions, leopards, and pet bears, because he thought it’d be funny.
Ancient Rome: where the pets killed you.
Emperor Elagabalus once threw a royal dinner party where guests were crushed by lions, leopards, and pet bears, because he thought it’d be funny.
Ancient Rome: where the pets killed you.
Victorians had mummy unwrapping parties.
Rich folks would gather, drink wine, and watch someone peel ancient corpses like presents.
Nothing says “classy evening” like ancient dust and trauma.
Victorians had mummy unwrapping parties.
Rich folks would gather, drink wine, and watch someone peel ancient corpses like presents.
Nothing says “classy evening” like ancient dust and trauma.
Ancient Romans used to carve dick graffiti everywhere, for good luck.
Roads, walls, bathhouses, just ✨dick magic✨ all over the place.
It was basically their version of a thumbs-up.
Ancient Romans used to carve dick graffiti everywhere, for good luck.
Roads, walls, bathhouses, just ✨dick magic✨ all over the place.
It was basically their version of a thumbs-up.
Saturn’s moon Mimas looks exactly like the Death Star.
But it’s just ice and trauma.
No laser. No empire. Just vibes and craters.
Space really out here doing Star Wars cosplay for free.
Saturn’s moon Mimas looks exactly like the Death Star.
But it’s just ice and trauma.
No laser. No empire. Just vibes and craters.
Space really out here doing Star Wars cosplay for free.
Some stars die and become ghost lights—their glow travels for years after they’re gone.
So when you look up…
you might be staring at something that’s been dead for millions of years.
The sky lies pretty.
Some stars die and become ghost lights—their glow travels for years after they’re gone.
So when you look up…
you might be staring at something that’s been dead for millions of years.
The sky lies pretty.
Voyager 1 is 14 billion miles away, drifting alone in deep space. No crew. Just a gold record, and silence.
It sends whispers back to Earth—
but no one answers.
Voyager 1 is 14 billion miles away, drifting alone in deep space. No crew. Just a gold record, and silence.
It sends whispers back to Earth—
but no one answers.
Astronauts can’t burp in space, no gravity means gas just floats around in your gut.
So yeah. Space farts? Real. Space burps? Denied.
The universe is vast, cold, and anti-burp.
Astronauts can’t burp in space, no gravity means gas just floats around in your gut.
So yeah. Space farts? Real. Space burps? Denied.
The universe is vast, cold, and anti-burp.
Neptune’s moon Triton orbits backwards. Scientists think it got yeeted in from elsewhere and the planet just went “mine now.”
Even moons get kidnapped.
Space is petty as hell.
Neptune’s moon Triton orbits backwards. Scientists think it got yeeted in from elsewhere and the planet just went “mine now.”
Even moons get kidnapped.
Space is petty as hell.
Irritator (real name, no joke) was a fish-eating spinosaur with a long snout and a bad rep—’cause fossil dealers messed with the skull.
Named after how pissed the scientists got.
Honestly? Same.
Irritator (real name, no joke) was a fish-eating spinosaur with a long snout and a bad rep—’cause fossil dealers messed with the skull.
Named after how pissed the scientists got.
Honestly? Same.