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CliveDexter
@clivedexter.bsky.social
40 year old Mall Goth.
Bi. Cis. He/him.
Respect my trans and non-binary homies.
Fix your hearts or die.
Pinned
Will Fight. (Does not know how to fight)
This I can Promise.

I'm a fucked up guy.

I know this about myself.

I refuse to change.
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Burn Baby Burn!
Christmas Inferno!
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The Hitler micropenis thing is just too perfect right?

This is just further proof that we're in a simulation right?
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Went to see the new running man movie.

Mostly acceptable?
I guess?

Ending really bad though.

Sometimes you should just end your fair to middling action movie as quickly and smoothly as possible and not try to get too clever with it.

Will never be as crazy as the first one.
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Butter knife is literally only good for cutting and spreading already soft butter.

Try using a small spoon for mayo or peanut butter.

You shall see what i mean.
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Regina Dino Crisis is trans
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Think I'm gonna start being stupid on purpose for clout
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I must be loyle to my daimyo
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The subject today is Hearses.
In north america what percentage of all the hearses are used for funerals and such and what percentage is radical wicked cool modified with big block engines sticking out the hood and flames painted on and monster truck tires?

The second one has to be like 35% right?
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I've come around on the google ai summary shit from wanting to turn it off to just being amused by how wrong it is every single time.
October 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Always thought I'd be happy to see the white house permanently vandalised.

Just another thing they've stolen from us.
October 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
We need to make it more possible to walk the earth righting wrongs.
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Canceling Disney and hulu and getting a Rifftrax "best friends" subscription instead. It'll cost less and I'll probably use it a lot more.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I started thinking about Ben Reilly the Scarlet Spider tonight at work and spent the evening all mad and frustrated.
Marvel did him so dirty for no reason.
September 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Thoughts and Prayers
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
In the U.S. over 20 humans a year are killed by cattle.

How much extra would you pay for a steak from a cow that had killed a man?
September 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'm gonna get a big back tattoo of my own face.
September 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
If anyone tries to use armchair psychiatrist / therapy speak on you the best option is full throttle hostility and belligerence.
September 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Get Ravenous for Stimulus
July 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Normal people are bad. Don't let them touch you.
July 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Sometimes I can't tell what mirrors are
July 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If Dexter can come back Doakes can come back.
July 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ok but what if the Child whose suffering fuels Omelas was actually Baby Hitler? You ever think of that?
July 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Reposted by CliveDexter
I'm mostly a "let people believe what they want" guy but if you treat deluxe autocorrect like a person you have the mind of a dog
Tripped over a thread about people who think it's important that LLMs mean you can be friends, in the social and psychological sense, with your computer. This belief is going to create a very weird social gap between people who believe this and people who know it's not (and can't be) a thing.
May 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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burn in hell you shithead murderers
May 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM