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a certain maniac has at last sunk her teeth into PIERRE
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
a certain maniac has at last sunk her teeth into PIERRE
look at her!!!! she’s a perfect baby angel. talk shit, get hit :)
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
look at her!!!! she’s a perfect baby angel. talk shit, get hit :)
that lone ear? it’s listening for the sound of chicken, fresh from the fridge…
October 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
that lone ear? it’s listening for the sound of chicken, fresh from the fridge…
finally made that apples and honey (and apricot-cherry jam) galette! a sweet new year, indeed.
September 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
finally made that apples and honey (and apricot-cherry jam) galette! a sweet new year, indeed.
Celia says hello to Carol and only Carol because when she sees another dog all humans cease to exist!
September 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Celia says hello to Carol and only Carol because when she sees another dog all humans cease to exist!
the next Elle Woods?
September 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
the next Elle Woods?
guess who’s back, bitch
September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
guess who’s back, bitch
may I offer you (myself) a squirt in these trying times ?
September 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
may I offer you (myself) a squirt in these trying times ?
favorite fountain pen imploded while I was writing about my mental health… hmm…
August 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
favorite fountain pen imploded while I was writing about my mental health… hmm…
“why is our table put away, Mother? where is my friend, the bartender? this is her house, do not lie to me! I don’t want to walk any further. I want to lie here with a bone, and to sneak a sip of your beer. but you deny and sequester me most cruelly…”
reader, it was noon on a Tuesday.
reader, it was noon on a Tuesday.
August 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
“why is our table put away, Mother? where is my friend, the bartender? this is her house, do not lie to me! I don’t want to walk any further. I want to lie here with a bone, and to sneak a sip of your beer. but you deny and sequester me most cruelly…”
reader, it was noon on a Tuesday.
reader, it was noon on a Tuesday.
ok but what if I DID get a tattoo and it was a no birds symbol but it’s actually a Jane Eyre reference
August 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
ok but what if I DID get a tattoo and it was a no birds symbol but it’s actually a Jane Eyre reference
anyway here’s wonderwall
July 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
anyway here’s wonderwall
well I let the cake melt a bit but ! the T. rex candle (free because I am a regular at the stationery store) didn’t seem to mind :)
sort of a darkly symbolic placement of said dino.
a boring birthday but my heart is full :)
sort of a darkly symbolic placement of said dino.
a boring birthday but my heart is full :)
July 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
well I let the cake melt a bit but ! the T. rex candle (free because I am a regular at the stationery store) didn’t seem to mind :)
sort of a darkly symbolic placement of said dino.
a boring birthday but my heart is full :)
sort of a darkly symbolic placement of said dino.
a boring birthday but my heart is full :)
sniffing out my birthday blues
July 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
sniffing out my birthday blues
an apostrophe and the letter s are all that stand between us and Cannibalissm..
June 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
an apostrophe and the letter s are all that stand between us and Cannibalissm..
mother
Mother
MOTHER
I require a lick of your drink.
Mother
MOTHER
I require a lick of your drink.
June 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
mother
Mother
MOTHER
I require a lick of your drink.
Mother
MOTHER
I require a lick of your drink.
Ignore the amount of butter on that toast. I’m a dairy queen! How else do you think I got so tall?
June 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ignore the amount of butter on that toast. I’m a dairy queen! How else do you think I got so tall?
it’s a good thing Celia is small-medium because if she were bigger she would be vaulting her way into the playground — she LOVES kids :,)
June 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
it’s a good thing Celia is small-medium because if she were bigger she would be vaulting her way into the playground — she LOVES kids :,)