Clit Beatwood
@clit-beatwood.bsky.social
Honestly, thank God for Hamilton. Imagine where we’d be if it hadn’t fixed racism
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Honestly, thank God for Hamilton. Imagine where we’d be if it hadn’t fixed racism
I cant event do the thing I want to do on this wbesite – help
January 26, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I cant event do the thing I want to do on this wbesite – help
Eating a little worse and working out a little less than my wife to be sure i die first
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Eating a little worse and working out a little less than my wife to be sure i die first
In space, no one can hear you cream
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
In space, no one can hear you cream
Akon: trying to find the word to describe this girl without being disrespectful
The word: sexy bitch
My wife: disappointed
Me, a feminist: nodding silently
The word: sexy bitch
My wife: disappointed
Me, a feminist: nodding silently
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Akon: trying to find the word to describe this girl without being disrespectful
The word: sexy bitch
My wife: disappointed
Me, a feminist: nodding silently
The word: sexy bitch
My wife: disappointed
Me, a feminist: nodding silently
Lin manuel miranda reportedly working on a sequel to alexander hamilton: Anderson Henderson
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December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Lin manuel miranda reportedly working on a sequel to alexander hamilton: Anderson Henderson
www.instagram.com/reel/DOsxs_t...
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My hobby? Spending money. I like to do it at store.
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My hobby? Spending money. I like to do it at store.
Roku city been under monster robot alien attack for years, give a bitch a break!
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Roku city been under monster robot alien attack for years, give a bitch a break!
it is half of my birthday
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
it is half of my birthday
Yeah, just ignore that screen time notification. Keep scrolling Lennie. Just think of all the reels you’re gonna see.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Yeah, just ignore that screen time notification. Keep scrolling Lennie. Just think of all the reels you’re gonna see.
What a bummer if democracy crumbles before the next Frank Ocean album
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What a bummer if democracy crumbles before the next Frank Ocean album
Welcome to the Facebook party. Please leave any hopes of productiveness at the door.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Welcome to the Facebook party. Please leave any hopes of productiveness at the door.
I do NOT know what you were in a past life but it was NOT pretty...
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I do NOT know what you were in a past life but it was NOT pretty...
Step on that crack, i’ll blow out your mom’s back. Step on that line, i’ll also blow out your mom’s back. Actually, while we’re here, your mother and I have something to tell you…
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Step on that crack, i’ll blow out your mom’s back. Step on that line, i’ll also blow out your mom’s back. Actually, while we’re here, your mother and I have something to tell you…
Yeah yeah almond butter this, almond milk that. Where’s my almond cheese?
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Yeah yeah almond butter this, almond milk that. Where’s my almond cheese?
Why would i get this beautiful basket if not to put all my eggs in it?
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Why would i get this beautiful basket if not to put all my eggs in it?
Associated press calls it, pushing the ruler in does in fact grant an extra inch
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Associated press calls it, pushing the ruler in does in fact grant an extra inch
Associated press makes it official: i did in fact peak in high school
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Associated press makes it official: i did in fact peak in high school
Me n the boys getting ready to jump off the roof and ruin some third grader’s halloween
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me n the boys getting ready to jump off the roof and ruin some third grader’s halloween
I tend to bring a “monkey see” kinda vibe to the “monkey do” operation
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I tend to bring a “monkey see” kinda vibe to the “monkey do” operation
Extra dessert you should not eat
Too plump, too juicy, your ass would be
Too plump, too juicy, your ass would be
a close up of a man with his eyes closed and a statue of yoda behind him
ALT: a close up of a man with his eyes closed and a statue of yoda behind him
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October 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Extra dessert you should not eat
Too plump, too juicy, your ass would be
Too plump, too juicy, your ass would be
Nowadays i just show my therapist pictures of my pets. We’re both happier this way
October 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Nowadays i just show my therapist pictures of my pets. We’re both happier this way
Slurpin mayonnaise packets like a gogurt
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Slurpin mayonnaise packets like a gogurt
anyone else think the beatles look awfully similar...
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
anyone else think the beatles look awfully similar...
Check da news
Scooby doo “Ruh Roh!”
Back to sleep
Scooby doo “Ruh Roh!”
Back to sleep
October 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Check da news
Scooby doo “Ruh Roh!”
Back to sleep
Scooby doo “Ruh Roh!”
Back to sleep