clintoris
clintoris.bsky.social
clintoris
@clintoris.bsky.social
Jumping for joy
Democrats have a humiliation kink
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Going to the gym even though I want to die instead
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m the biggest star at this Chinese family buffet bar
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
SNAP benefits being suspended indefinitely before the holiday season is gonna backfire 🙏 You can make people sick, houseless, and broke… but you do not fuck with people’s food. They’ll have truly nothing left to lose
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Not depressed, but I’m getting depushed down destairs
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Reposted by clintoris
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I would like to start having fun again
October 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
When humans don’t kill each other >
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The overwhelming temptation to burn my entire life in Austin down again and restart in a new city for the 6th time
October 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Guillermo is lowkey del Toro with this Frankenstein remake
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Austin
October 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Okay so the Rock Hudson documentary is required viewing by all of you homosexuals who follow me okay essays due on my desk by Monday thank you
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Getting vegan food with a bisexual before going to the protest, darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream
October 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yes I’m going to the protest no it’s not gonna give us healthcare or stop mass shootings yes it’s the least I can do with what I have today no I will not be scared yes I will be safe no I am not wearing an inflatable suit yes I’m bringing my phone no im not stupid yes my ass is fat
October 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Gonna be gay in a public space again today
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Kind of in this situation where I love my life and my body and my “career” and my house and my cat and my friends and family and there isn’t a man in my
bed terrorizing my mental health but still lowkey depressed in a gay millennial buzzfeed sort of way
October 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Chicken son or fish daughter
October 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Blue sky more like grey sky (it’s cloudy rn)
October 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Not my fault your gay
July 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My landlord watching a 6’3” 285 lb man leave my house this morning
July 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Where my other allies at
June 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
No bro i don’t want to get “shake shack” from inside of a train station with you but hmu tmrw
April 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I have the most beautiful life I’ve ever had and good people find me wherever I go due to my warm hands and comforting gaze. You love me because I show you who you are. you want permission to be loved and I give it without expectation of a return
April 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Faith without works is lowkey dead 😭
April 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
No one else on this plane to New York City knows I’m going to New York City
April 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM