Do you not understand that land doesn't vote? 90% of your "red majority" is empty space. Do a population map and you'll see how irrelevant your population is. #landdoesnotvote

I can "create" six Yellow Lab puppies with ten minutes and a Furminator.

The HELL we do! WE WANT THE POPULAR VOTE!!! Republicans will never win another presidential election!

General Zaad descends upon the field of battle.

Sure. I tried that and nobody listened. Mark Hamill does it and you all act like he's Luke Skywalker or something! Geez.

Hi Mark. Love ya. :)

I have timed this. I can listen to Led Zep for 18 1/2 minutes before I hit my listening limit. It doesn't matter which songs comprise that time. In 18 1/2 minutes, I'm out. I once saw a tribute band. They were SOOOO good that in 18 1/2 minutes, I was ready for the main band to take the stage.

Okay, Tom. Where's Cheetarah?

Four more years of "... The likes of which you've never seen..."

The business of government is to deliver services. Delivery of services will never be profitable. This means that the director of the Red Cross would know more about being president than Trump.

And SR taught me the basics of the US Constitution and our Government. Has anyone considered giving a VHS tape to Trump?