Ralf Kwaschik
@climatebash.substack.com
Climate change enthusiast & collective action fan
What's your favorite conversation starter?
October 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
What's your favorite conversation starter?
What's your take on the siesta? Let me know in the poll.
July 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
What's your take on the siesta? Let me know in the poll.
A former comedian and a former reality star walk into a bar. They watch the news and have a few beers. After a while, the ex-comedian says: "It's good that people like us don't decide the fate of the world." To which the reality dude replies: "That's what I thought. Then they gave me the codes."
March 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
A former comedian and a former reality star walk into a bar. They watch the news and have a few beers. After a while, the ex-comedian says: "It's good that people like us don't decide the fate of the world." To which the reality dude replies: "That's what I thought. Then they gave me the codes."
"Here's the thing: Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not, it's a jungle out there. And if you paid attention, you'd be worried, too. Because he's the guy. I don't know how he did it, but he did it." Thank you, Adrian Monk!
February 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Here's the thing: Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not, it's a jungle out there. And if you paid attention, you'd be worried, too. Because he's the guy. I don't know how he did it, but he did it." Thank you, Adrian Monk!
Apparently, the words climate change should not be included in future applications for research funding in the US. Some alternatives:
— Beachfront Property Expansion Program
— Penguin Relocation Protocol
— Lifetime Summer Subscription
— Extinction Rebranded
— Hell on Earth
Over to you.
— Beachfront Property Expansion Program
— Penguin Relocation Protocol
— Lifetime Summer Subscription
— Extinction Rebranded
— Hell on Earth
Over to you.
February 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Apparently, the words climate change should not be included in future applications for research funding in the US. Some alternatives:
— Beachfront Property Expansion Program
— Penguin Relocation Protocol
— Lifetime Summer Subscription
— Extinction Rebranded
— Hell on Earth
Over to you.
— Beachfront Property Expansion Program
— Penguin Relocation Protocol
— Lifetime Summer Subscription
— Extinction Rebranded
— Hell on Earth
Over to you.
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out because... Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because... Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.
February 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out because... Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because... Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.
Necessity is the mother of invention. DeepSeek cost a fraction of the price, is open source and is more energy efficient than the US competition. That's good news, right?
January 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Necessity is the mother of invention. DeepSeek cost a fraction of the price, is open source and is more energy efficient than the US competition. That's good news, right?
A mega-fire, two hurricanes back-to-back. And climate change is barely mentioned by the mainstream media as a contributing factor. How many make the connection between driving their SUVs, eating steaks and burgers, and seeing their neighborhoods destroyed? Or sleep well while our beds are burning?
January 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A mega-fire, two hurricanes back-to-back. And climate change is barely mentioned by the mainstream media as a contributing factor. How many make the connection between driving their SUVs, eating steaks and burgers, and seeing their neighborhoods destroyed? Or sleep well while our beds are burning?