Cliff D
@cliffdressler.bsky.social
Husband and father. Civil servant. PSU alum. US Navy submarine vet.
This morning about 630 am I stopped at Sheetz for a coffee and 3 kids were at the atm blazing a massive blunt. The manager was flustered and kept saying he was calling the cops and these 3 were so baked that comprehension was impossible. I thought I’d seen it all.
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This morning about 630 am I stopped at Sheetz for a coffee and 3 kids were at the atm blazing a massive blunt. The manager was flustered and kept saying he was calling the cops and these 3 were so baked that comprehension was impossible. I thought I’d seen it all.
We’re all connected. My mother in law was the first cousin of William Putch, husband of Jean Stapleton whose son in All In The Family was Rob Reiner. Everyone is connected.
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
We’re all connected. My mother in law was the first cousin of William Putch, husband of Jean Stapleton whose son in All In The Family was Rob Reiner. Everyone is connected.
Brenton Davis’ first campaign featured the slogan ‘Brenton Davis, Veteran’. I guess he thought that serving means you can just say ‘Veteran’ and get what you want. I tried it when I voted and sure enough saying ‘Cliff, Veteran now go away dick’ worked and Davis got curb stomped.
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Brenton Davis’ first campaign featured the slogan ‘Brenton Davis, Veteran’. I guess he thought that serving means you can just say ‘Veteran’ and get what you want. I tried it when I voted and sure enough saying ‘Cliff, Veteran now go away dick’ worked and Davis got curb stomped.
My tree has reached peak Autumn. If it were a person it would wear a cute outfit, say things like ‘yay, it’s sweater weather’ and bug me about wanting to go apple picking for instagram material.
November 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My tree has reached peak Autumn. If it were a person it would wear a cute outfit, say things like ‘yay, it’s sweater weather’ and bug me about wanting to go apple picking for instagram material.
Do they have to steam the broadcast booth to kill all dna left over when Gus Johnson does a n Ohio State game?
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Do they have to steam the broadcast booth to kill all dna left over when Gus Johnson does a n Ohio State game?
A cloud formation over Erie, Pa at 830 pm tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A cloud formation over Erie, Pa at 830 pm tonight.
TomBroDude was the most effective person who has ever used social media.
Q: What does it say that president released a video of him pooping on the American people?
MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
TomBroDude was the most effective person who has ever used social media.
I’d run through fire for Terry Smith
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’d run through fire for Terry Smith
I am not disagreeing with this at all. I just wonder, based on the general stupidity of our society, how many people don’t realize that Israelis are Jewish. I figure it can’t be a small number of Americans.
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I am not disagreeing with this at all. I just wonder, based on the general stupidity of our society, how many people don’t realize that Israelis are Jewish. I figure it can’t be a small number of Americans.
Am I completely off base or was the plate at first available?
October 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Am I completely off base or was the plate at first available?
I’ve got nothing against the Bad Bunny, but I really wish they would do a Lee Greenwood Super Bowl halftime show. It would be the most dull halftime show of all time. I’m a country guy, and I know off the top of my head one of his songs. Please, give us that halftime show.
October 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’ve got nothing against the Bad Bunny, but I really wish they would do a Lee Greenwood Super Bowl halftime show. It would be the most dull halftime show of all time. I’m a country guy, and I know off the top of my head one of his songs. Please, give us that halftime show.
Ok. Someone is getting sainted
KEY WORDS: "by some miracle" bsky.app/profile/clif...
Seems inevitable except for the total inability to stop the running qb
October 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ok. Someone is getting sainted
Every time Penn State fails on a play, Gary Danielson gets a little closer to a viagra free boner.
October 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Every time Penn State fails on a play, Gary Danielson gets a little closer to a viagra free boner.
Holy shit I’ve got goosebumps. I love this team.
October 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Holy shit I’ve got goosebumps. I love this team.
So Gavin McKenna is good
October 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
So Gavin McKenna is good
If you’re in an organization wide teams meeting, do you feel the need to add a lot of thumbs up emojis in the accompanying chat or are you not a pathetic bootlicker?
October 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If you’re in an organization wide teams meeting, do you feel the need to add a lot of thumbs up emojis in the accompanying chat or are you not a pathetic bootlicker?
I’m a veteran. I can tell you with utmost sincerity that these words are going to resonate with a lot of military members. There’s a segment, and not a small one, that are probably fapping like monkeys over the idea that they’re going to get to destroy and kill.
Hegseth: "A few months ago I was at the White House when President Trump announced his liberation day for America's trade policy. It was a landmark day. Well, today is another liberation day. The liberation of America's warriors ... you kill people and break things for a living."
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’m a veteran. I can tell you with utmost sincerity that these words are going to resonate with a lot of military members. There’s a segment, and not a small one, that are probably fapping like monkeys over the idea that they’re going to get to destroy and kill.
@franksantopadre.bsky.social I’m finally listening to the first ep of the new show and am cracking up about Gilbert not thinking GGACP would last. I saw him do his show the week the Paul Shaffer ep was posted and told him I loved it and he said ‘you’re the one who’s listening?’.
September 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@franksantopadre.bsky.social I’m finally listening to the first ep of the new show and am cracking up about Gilbert not thinking GGACP would last. I saw him do his show the week the Paul Shaffer ep was posted and told him I loved it and he said ‘you’re the one who’s listening?’.
When your tactical gear makes you look like a badass but it also makes you run like you have a buttplug up your bad ass.
U.S. Border Patrol agents tried and failed to detain a man in downtown Chicago (via Christopher Sweat)
September 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
When your tactical gear makes you look like a badass but it also makes you run like you have a buttplug up your bad ass.
Dani Dennis Sutton was held less as an infant than he has been tonight.
September 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Dani Dennis Sutton was held less as an infant than he has been tonight.
Sounds like the student section woke back up
September 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Sounds like the student section woke back up
I hate the Saban VRBO commercial enough to never use VRBO.
September 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I hate the Saban VRBO commercial enough to never use VRBO.
Every college football team should have 1-2 plays designed to have a TE destroy a referee into retirement when they refuse to call holding.
September 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Every college football team should have 1-2 plays designed to have a TE destroy a referee into retirement when they refuse to call holding.
Holding is ok now?
September 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Holding is ok now?