This timeline sucks.

Have we considered letting Nicholas Cage steal the Declaration of Independence to save the United States and what's left of democracy from the obvious tyrannical orange imbecile and the power-hungry cult that endorses him?

What a fucking timeline this is.

Don't feel well. So I took a sick day. In this absurd timeline, where everything is made up and the non-wealthy don't matter, feeling grateful to have a flexible job with good benefits.

"Ya no miro pa'trás ni pa parquearme" is lowkey the funniest, most absurd song lyric that lives rent-free in my head.

At the age of however old I am, I've finally decorated my latest laptop with stickers. Letting go of the sticker hoarding little by little 😂

"Rage-binging" is a thing I do, especially when I'm re-watching a show 14 years after the first time and all the characters are pissing me off, way more than I remember the first time.

And I'm anxious. Hoping for the best, preparing for the worst. 🫠

Beginning to see an increase in those abandoning Meta owned social media...

Is all present satire future news? 🤔🫠🤷🏻‍♀️

Here we go again.