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muscle wizard
@clickyhpen.bsky.social
raymond (the cat pictured) pilots me ratatouille style while i post here i swear
are we still making easy layups on fascists to our friends here or can we finally admit that the only account you need to follow that isn't related to your friends/cool comics is garfield and friends screens
February 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
so are we stopping at going "WOW ELON BAD HE'S OFF HIS ROCKER STOP HIM" just like every other rich fuck or is someone gonna slap him in real life to remind him he's mortal

#cowards #goslaparichperson
January 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
just realized why frasier can go out to the opera and whatever all the time (original show, not reboot)

motherfucker's rich and works like 2 hours a day. the dream. well, aside from being frasier. woof, there.
January 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
what is even left to post about? ah yes, cats. raymond is doing just fine thanks. still woefully underfed (according to him) but otherwise great ok cya
January 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
new year old trash world, chaos reigns good luck everyone
January 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
started painting somethin and so far there's a sky and maybe some water

next time: a not blue color i suppose
December 29, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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December 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
i feel like half of weird posters' tweets or whatever the hell we're calling them are "yeah that's strange enough. is this something?" and it will always be a crapshoot as to whether they will be, in fact, something

i am not immune to this
December 22, 2024 at 8:15 PM
i wish everyone a never fucking talk shit to someone in retail ever again

yours, a retail buyer who thankfully now gets to hide in the office for at least some of his week

(seriously don't do it i'll fight you)
December 20, 2024 at 2:09 AM
bet none of you are trimming your nose hair while rifling through very smart and cool jokes here on blue sky dot app, huh? #losers #nosehair
December 18, 2024 at 2:53 PM
the retail version of the depose thing has gotta be No. Returns. Accepted.
December 15, 2024 at 6:52 PM
my cat loves me so what real harm can come to me
December 7, 2024 at 3:02 AM
after this, some dingus is gonna have a 'confused, but he got the spirit' moment and a waste management ceo gonna fall down to 'reduce, reuse, recycle'
December 6, 2024 at 3:22 AM
get better mid life crises. get into ham radio. fuck around with a raspberry pi and take down a bank or something. learn to oil paint. whatever man
December 4, 2024 at 2:06 PM
don't forget: frasier is still on tv. not the reboot no no, the originals. take solace in this. you can still watch him fail miserably at understanding women and laugh while niles makes a joke about the wine.
December 3, 2024 at 2:56 PM
reminder that the postal service is cool and good and helpful. my dumb ass was trying to send something internationally, haven't done it in years. even accidentally hit the yes button for hazardous materials (it was a book) cause retail has rotted my brain. person helping me didn't flinch. love em.
December 2, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 10:20 PM
this place is fine, but when are they coming out with red sky? i need to be able to tell sailors when it's ok to hit the water
December 1, 2024 at 7:38 PM
i am thankful that not once shall mariah carey's voice summon hordes of demon customers at work. some things are too dangerous to be let free
December 1, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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eat whipped cream from the can
November 29, 2024 at 2:45 AM
we must breed a bird that can survive being tasty
November 29, 2024 at 2:30 AM
love that 20 years later, people on my stupid fucking game still can't resist the f slur

where's my "smash user" button why hasn't that been invented i swear i'll use it right
November 25, 2024 at 8:57 PM
oh also, been watchin frasier again. won't ever stop loving it. no i have not seen the reboot and i don't want to consider it without overthinking the hell out of it thanks
November 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
don't worry everyone bluesky too will know about ragnarok online or communism, depending on what i feel like typing about once every like 2 months. nice to see ya
November 25, 2024 at 1:12 AM