@clhorneyer
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Writer, musician, animal/nature lover, history buff, professional beach bum
Pete Hegseth:
“No more fat generals.”
Everybody else in the room:
“What about the Commander in Chief?”
“No more fat generals.”
Everybody else in the room:
“What about the Commander in Chief?”
October 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Pete Hegseth:
“No more fat generals.”
Everybody else in the room:
“What about the Commander in Chief?”
“No more fat generals.”
Everybody else in the room:
“What about the Commander in Chief?”
“At this point (in Trump’s rambling, idiotic speech),” said one anonymous defense official, “I’m averting my eyes.”
October 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“At this point (in Trump’s rambling, idiotic speech),” said one anonymous defense official, “I’m averting my eyes.”
Pete Hegseth:
“No more dudes in dresses.”
Corporal Maxwell Klinger:
“WTF????”
“No more dudes in dresses.”
Corporal Maxwell Klinger:
“WTF????”
October 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Pete Hegseth:
“No more dudes in dresses.”
Corporal Maxwell Klinger:
“WTF????”
“No more dudes in dresses.”
Corporal Maxwell Klinger:
“WTF????”
When you’re listening to a guy who thinks he’s WWII’s General Patton, but who’s really M*A*S*H*’s Major Frank Burns . . . Bored AF
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
When you’re listening to a guy who thinks he’s WWII’s General Patton, but who’s really M*A*S*H*’s Major Frank Burns . . . Bored AF
Everything old is new again.
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Everything old is new again.
The neighbor who flies the Irish national flag for the entire month of March every year, complained today that the mayor of our city flew the Hispanic Heritage Month flag instead of picking up trash or stopping crime. Huh? 🤔
September 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The neighbor who flies the Irish national flag for the entire month of March every year, complained today that the mayor of our city flew the Hispanic Heritage Month flag instead of picking up trash or stopping crime. Huh? 🤔
Share this app with at-risk immigrants. Crowd-sourced app that shows ICE activity and neighborhood presence in real time. “First they came for the socialists . . .” You know the rest.
September 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Share this app with at-risk immigrants. Crowd-sourced app that shows ICE activity and neighborhood presence in real time. “First they came for the socialists . . .” You know the rest.
“Back to the Future”—2025 CDC Director’s cut
September 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“Back to the Future”—2025 CDC Director’s cut
What a vile little man. He’s what’s wrong with MAGA.
July 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What a vile little man. He’s what’s wrong with MAGA.
As IRA’s crashed for the second day yesterday Trump wrote in a social media message posted shortly before he arrived at the golf course. “This is a great time to get rich, richer than ever before!!!”
Tone deaf much? So were the King and Queen of France right before Marianne took their heads off.
Tone deaf much? So were the King and Queen of France right before Marianne took their heads off.
April 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
As IRA’s crashed for the second day yesterday Trump wrote in a social media message posted shortly before he arrived at the golf course. “This is a great time to get rich, richer than ever before!!!”
Tone deaf much? So were the King and Queen of France right before Marianne took their heads off.
Tone deaf much? So were the King and Queen of France right before Marianne took their heads off.
U.S. senator Eric Schmitt (R-MO), product of a private high school, a selective admission state college and private university law school, apparently skipped spelling class.
I’m sure he’ll be all in when it comes to the Trump agenda item eliminating the Dept. of Education. Who needs it?
I’m sure he’ll be all in when it comes to the Trump agenda item eliminating the Dept. of Education. Who needs it?
January 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
U.S. senator Eric Schmitt (R-MO), product of a private high school, a selective admission state college and private university law school, apparently skipped spelling class.
I’m sure he’ll be all in when it comes to the Trump agenda item eliminating the Dept. of Education. Who needs it?
I’m sure he’ll be all in when it comes to the Trump agenda item eliminating the Dept. of Education. Who needs it?
Not sure how eliminating 1.7 million workers from our food supply chain will bring down prices. I guess “Trump will fix it!”
January 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Not sure how eliminating 1.7 million workers from our food supply chain will bring down prices. I guess “Trump will fix it!”
I’m right there with her.
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m right there with her.
If Bernie can do it . . .
January 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If Bernie can do it . . .
Book should be upside down.
January 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Book should be upside down.
Love it! How ‘bout this one, too! (Hey, we need as many boosts as we can get to talk ourselves off the ledge!
January 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Love it! How ‘bout this one, too! (Hey, we need as many boosts as we can get to talk ourselves off the ledge!
When u think your head might explode from staying tuned in to what’s going on D.C., these images from the James Webb Space Telescope are proof that our problems are just a microscopic flash in the Universe.
January 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
When u think your head might explode from staying tuned in to what’s going on D.C., these images from the James Webb Space Telescope are proof that our problems are just a microscopic flash in the Universe.
What the ever-loving f&*#?? Did he get into Elon’s stash?
January 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
What the ever-loving f&*#?? Did he get into Elon’s stash?
Picture of dignity and how democracy is supposed to work. Today it took 30 minutes to certify the 2024 election vs. 15 hours four years ago. And that’s how it’s done.
January 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Picture of dignity and how democracy is supposed to work. Today it took 30 minutes to certify the 2024 election vs. 15 hours four years ago. And that’s how it’s done.
As Donald Trump and his Congressional toadies attempt to rewrite the events four years ago, let’s all remember and honor the brave Capitol police officers who defended and gave their lives defending the Capitol and our democracy.
January 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
As Donald Trump and his Congressional toadies attempt to rewrite the events four years ago, let’s all remember and honor the brave Capitol police officers who defended and gave their lives defending the Capitol and our democracy.
Cold temps can be just as dangerous for your pets as heat. Check this safety chart for your dog’s size.
January 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Cold temps can be just as dangerous for your pets as heat. Check this safety chart for your dog’s size.
Not even a children’s show is safe. Hard to believe not one of these censorious MAGA’s has a gay, handicapped, or sensory deprived child/relative in their own family and enjoys watching them struggle or be bullied. What bothers them so much about this show teaching inclusion and empathy?
December 30, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Not even a children’s show is safe. Hard to believe not one of these censorious MAGA’s has a gay, handicapped, or sensory deprived child/relative in their own family and enjoys watching them struggle or be bullied. What bothers them so much about this show teaching inclusion and empathy?