CL Hellisen
@clhellisen.bsky.social
Stories in F&SF, Strange Horizons, Apex, Tor, Shimmer, BCS.
Repped by Caro Clarke
The Shape of Monsters out now! https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/The-Shape-of-Monsters-Audiobook/B0FGDJ5X1M
https://clhellisenlanding.carrd.co/
They/them, Scotland
Repped by Caro Clarke
The Shape of Monsters out now! https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/The-Shape-of-Monsters-Audiobook/B0FGDJ5X1M
https://clhellisenlanding.carrd.co/
They/them, Scotland
She could definitely
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
She could definitely
🫠...
they live among us
they live among us
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
🫠...
they live among us
they live among us
I think if ever I come across this in the wild I'm going to play dumb.
Them: I asked chatGPT
Me: oh,who is that?
Them: Like an artificial intelligence search engine
Me: OMG AI IS REAL WHY ARE YOU LETTING THEM KNOW WHERE WE ARE, RUN RUN, RUN BEFORE THE TERMINATORS GET US
Them: I asked chatGPT
Me: oh,who is that?
Them: Like an artificial intelligence search engine
Me: OMG AI IS REAL WHY ARE YOU LETTING THEM KNOW WHERE WE ARE, RUN RUN, RUN BEFORE THE TERMINATORS GET US
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I think if ever I come across this in the wild I'm going to play dumb.
Them: I asked chatGPT
Me: oh,who is that?
Them: Like an artificial intelligence search engine
Me: OMG AI IS REAL WHY ARE YOU LETTING THEM KNOW WHERE WE ARE, RUN RUN, RUN BEFORE THE TERMINATORS GET US
Them: I asked chatGPT
Me: oh,who is that?
Them: Like an artificial intelligence search engine
Me: OMG AI IS REAL WHY ARE YOU LETTING THEM KNOW WHERE WE ARE, RUN RUN, RUN BEFORE THE TERMINATORS GET US
It's so bizarre, can they not hear what they are saying?
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It's so bizarre, can they not hear what they are saying?
But yes I am filled with the urge to commit fishy violence on the regular
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
But yes I am filled with the urge to commit fishy violence on the regular
My mother used to tell us if we didn't behave, she'd tear off our arm and beat us with the wet end.
We thought it was hilarious, but I think if I said that online in today's world the ridiculousness of it would be lost and I would get a ban 🙃
We thought it was hilarious, but I think if I said that online in today's world the ridiculousness of it would be lost and I would get a ban 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My mother used to tell us if we didn't behave, she'd tear off our arm and beat us with the wet end.
We thought it was hilarious, but I think if I said that online in today's world the ridiculousness of it would be lost and I would get a ban 🙃
We thought it was hilarious, but I think if I said that online in today's world the ridiculousness of it would be lost and I would get a ban 🙃
I admire the perseverance that would take
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I admire the perseverance that would take
I could probably kill vampires with my skates...
Or, more likely, use them for zombies
Or, more likely, use them for zombies
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I could probably kill vampires with my skates...
Or, more likely, use them for zombies
Or, more likely, use them for zombies
Good afternoon ;)
I've just started Jodie Matthews' Meet Me at the Surface
Looks like it's right up my alley
www.waterstones.com/book/meet-me...
I've just started Jodie Matthews' Meet Me at the Surface
Looks like it's right up my alley
www.waterstones.com/book/meet-me...
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November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Good afternoon ;)
I've just started Jodie Matthews' Meet Me at the Surface
Looks like it's right up my alley
www.waterstones.com/book/meet-me...
I've just started Jodie Matthews' Meet Me at the Surface
Looks like it's right up my alley
www.waterstones.com/book/meet-me...