Jake Adam York, A Murmuration of Starlings (especially the poem Substantiation)
Natasha Tretheway, Bellocq’s Ophelia

I’d pitch a piece on the underutilization of Lake Bell.

At least you have three to spell out Pop. If you had two, you would be Po.

So you “learned” after arresting hundreds of people that they came to your country with specialized skills that they can teach the people in your country that you have under-educated? Even after you insisted they are stealing jobs?

I will write the script posthaste. Three cake pops with a sweet legacy banish demons with a series of stealth insulin spikes.

They also call random things poems or call essays “stories.” Since the dawn of AI, I haven’t seen them making those mistakes—which is unsettling.

Does he know there is already an entire book about how he cheats at golf?

This vile man is running for governor of AL virtually unopposed.

The article was bizarre, with detail about his custom-made Eames chair (so he can sit in the lotus pose).

It wasted a half a bottle of water for that garbage.