I'm about to turn 70. Guess I'm history, then.

"I know it in my heart."

It's such a gorgeous, wonderful show. And the detective's English is adorably sketchy.

I hadn't heard of "The Egg and I", but apparently it did indeed inspire "Green Acres".

The latest from Snopes is that maybe he went to get a chair, but we don’t know. The claims that he went for help all come from the administration.

He’s a monster either way.

He's a vile excuse for a human, so I understand the impulse. No matter how bad you think he is he always turns out to be worse. But what should separate us from him is a respect for facts.

I had a Dyna-Soar poster on my wall as a kid. I thought it was so cool. I was right.

To be fair, I've seen reports that he went to get help. I know that would be out of character, but it's a real possibility.