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Few things can bring me such pure, instant happiness quite like a good taco can

Behold! The gay-otine!

This is my very real cat, Moopsy, and not a stuffed animal of some kind of Miyazaki forest spirit, as you may have assumed.

After more than 40 years of murdering nearly every plant I ever met, I finally managed to keep a single succulent alive for an extended period of time, and now I've gone mad with power.

This is the logical next step on my inevitable slide into becoming Madame Razz, so I should have seen it coming.

What's my favorite sandwich? That's easy!