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Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe
@cleverhandlehere.bsky.social
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I contain multitudes. ⭕️🖖⚽️🏀🐱Was at-AlbBizResearch. Writer, data journalist, dad. Once I saw a blimp. Currently clean on OPSEC. Co-host of Three for the Show podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/three-for-the-show/id1788619878
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Zathras say Zathras is pictured here. Zathras is a large, hairy alien from the show “Babylon 5”
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A tumblr thread that says as follows: Cethan Leahy @CethanLeahy Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work kittydesade Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too. del3141 Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Sorry, not sorry ...
"There Are Four Lights" in the Mamdani for NYC font, making a Star Trek joke.
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Kai Winn has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Louise Fletcher as Kai Winn in DS9, she is wearing holy robes and a goofy hat. She’s also patronizingly calling you “my child.”
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Yep. Dinner over, lap time!
My brown tabby kitty sitting on my lap.
October 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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“But I was told it was casual Friday!”
A Black model wearing a white wrap covering very little of his upper body and hips.
October 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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The “I am Spartacus” scene from the movie “Spartacus” with slaves standing up to say they are Spartacus, but the meme is them saying “I am Nate Silver” because we all know he has a ton of burner accounts on BlueSky
September 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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A joke about Andrew Cuomo not really being a New York City guy vs Zohan Mamdani truly being an NYC guy and someone who can Remember Some Guys
September 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Patrick Stewart playing Scrooge in “A Christmas Carol” yelling out a window “Boy, what day is this?” The answer here being “New Trek Ranks day” rather than the traditional answer of “Christmas”
September 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Post a meme made by you:
Enabrin Tain telling young Garak in a cartoon in the style of The New Yorker “Son, if you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.”
August 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Ha ha ha … YES …
A black shirt with a rainbow colored logo that says “Taylor Swift” in the shape of a fish, much like the classic logo of the band Phish.
August 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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So fun! My family did something similar last summer at an animal preserve in NY and it was a delight!
Me feeding a capybara at an animal preserve in 2024.
August 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Ahh! But of course, here are my two fools sparring over a tiny bed while other larger, comfier cat beds are nearby.
A gray cat, Allie, and an orange cat, Jupiter, trying to fit in a cat bed that is too small for them. There are, of course, other beds available.
August 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Decent guy, for a mobster
#TakeCareOfMyCat

Bilby wasn’t exactly an honorable guy but he ultimately has to take on a doomed mission to save his family, which is a tough break.
Bilby from the show “Deep Space 9”
August 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Don Draper, as played by Jon Hamm on the show "Mad Men" saying "That's what the money is for" though in this case, we replaced "money" with "tarp." GA, man, it's a wretched hive of scum and villany.
July 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Been done!
Kirk and Spock from Star Trek caught canoodling at a Coldplay concert
July 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Quote with a great TV father.
Man in uniform holding up a baseball and smiling. It’s Ben Sisko, from Deep Space 9, as played by Avery Brooks.
June 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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“Boy, what day is this?”

“Why it’s new Trek Ranks day, sir!”
Man wearing old-time pajamas shouting out an open window, from A Christmas Carol
June 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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A fake logo for the Shitposters Union, Local 69420 featuring a black-skinned hand and a white-skinned hand clasped on a laptop monitor
May 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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What are you wearing to the bsky prom? #StarTrek
From “Star Trek: The Next Generation” Lwaxana Troi arriving for her wedding wearing nothing, as is Betazed tradition.
May 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Election results be like…
Squidward (as the United States) sitting in the dark watching SpongeBob (as Australia) and Patrick (as Canada) outside having fun. Congrats to the countries who rejected right-wing leaders!
May 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Headline from The Onion, America’s finest news source: “Historians: Quibbling over exact definition of concentration camp sign of healthy society”
April 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Still have no idea why warnings of danger from a Trump presidency weren’t heeded! (Picture unrelated)
Obama and Trump laughing together at Jimmy Carter’s state funeral, as friends might do.
April 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Me in the National Security team group chat
A scene from Star Trek Enterprise “Shockwave Part 2” with a large conversation on the viewscreen between Vulcans and Starfleet leadership on Earth and the crew of the NX-01 Enterprise.
March 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Post a warning (obviously I kinda have to post this particular one)
A sign with numerous warnings about danger with an extra note that reads “if there’s a huge fuck-up, call Todd”
March 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM