Also this should absolutely be a @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social topic.

Starting a campaign to create football awards:
* Goodyear Asterisk - for teams that won because of a spectacularly bad penalty call
* Bridgestone Bust - for teams that started the season in the top 10 and finished unranked
* Nokian Provokian - for the team with the worst unsportsmanlike penalty

Just saw the score change. In a close one, I like our chances. As long as the game is within one score when we last get the ball, I’m betting on a win.

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been walking around the house most of the day asking my family if they want to check out my poop chute.