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Cleric
@clericguardian.bsky.social
911 operator, TTRPG lover, and would rather be sleeping than whatever I'm doing right now.
Repost this and show me 3 childhood shows that were absolutely formative to who you are today.
November 7, 2023 at 1:42 AM
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Dread
October 18, 2023 at 4:10 PM
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🚀
September 22, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Some days taking 911 calls, I'm smooth, calm, coordinated. A suave silver-tongued smooth talker, able to charm the most indignant callers.

Some days, Donnie from The Wild Thornberries has a better grasp of the English language than I do, and way more persuasive than me.

What can ya do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 10, 2023 at 12:17 AM
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congratulations @thetincanandroid.bsky.social on 200+ subscribers!!!

it's crazy to think that you've only been doing this for a few months. i'm so excited to see more of the neat ideas you come up with. thanks for sharing your trash journey with us 💖🤖

🤖🗑️ baybeee~
October 8, 2023 at 4:05 PM
911 pet peeve #17

"What's the address?"

"123 Elm Street, but they've been here before."

That's great, but they've been lots of places before. I need info.

"And what's going on with your husband?"

"Oh, they know him."

Again, they know many people, and it's not necessarily the same crew! INFO!
October 8, 2023 at 1:39 PM
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 things you're into.
(In no particular order)

-Video games
-Tabletop RPGs
-YouTube
-Board Games
-Martial Arts
-Classic Rock
-Taking about two steps into a bunch of different hobbies
-Podcasts (Distractible, fiction stories)
-Creative writing
-Scented candles
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 things you're into.
(in no particular order)

Bread
Cats
Gin
FFXIV
Podcasts
Korean detective dramas
Steamdeck on the sofa
Blankets when it's cold
True crime (some but not all)
Looking at houses for sale that I can't move to
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 things you're into.

(numbered out of necessity, not listed in any particular order)

1. cats
2. snacks
3. tea
4. kpop
5. weed
6. butts
7. plants
8. manga
9. cute mystery box toys
10. steamdeck
October 7, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Guess what I found recently?
October 4, 2023 at 5:33 PM
I'm right here with you. Here's my angrycatpost.
September 28, 2023 at 8:18 PM
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Every October for the last eight (!) years, I’ve sent out a free daily Halloween newsletter featuring art, links & fun spooky season stuff 🎃🦇

It starts Oct. 1 & returns to its tomb on Oct. 31 to slumber til next year 🪦

👻 Sign up for year nine of 31 Days of Halloween: tinyletter.com/31DaysOfHall...
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September 25, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Without downloading new any new pics, where are you at mentally?
September 25, 2023 at 11:13 AM
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introduce yourself with some jobs you've done apart from what do you now:

Forklift Operator
Cook
Bartender
Train Engineer/Conductor
Zipline Tower Guy
Knife Salesman

I’m not sure what you’d call what I do now. Craftsman(?)
introduce yourself with some jobs you've done apart from what do you now:

State Road Worker
Sherrif's Dept Clerk
Military Peon
Pathology Assistant
Community Director
Standup Comic

I do voice overs now.
Introduce yourself with some jobs you’ve done apart from what you do now:

Dishwasher
Mechanic gofer
Theater crew
Print shop apprentice
Drywall taping apprentice
Construction laborer
Construction supervisor
Security guard
USMC recruit
IT Support
SEO Developer

(And now Software Engineer)
September 23, 2023 at 7:56 PM
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Feelings check-in: please express how you be do via meme
September 23, 2023 at 2:29 AM
A lady calls into our 911 center to talk to the police about something suspicious. A new couple moved into the neighborhood, and they park in the driveway "illegally" and always back in so you can't see the tags. "Also they never talk to any neighbors, who does that?"

It's Saturday Karen, please.
September 23, 2023 at 3:53 PM