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feeling evil. had an iced latte and now i can cast paladin spells #girl

ecr and teacher in film studies + media | makeover movies, horror, feminism, and beauty culture | culture + screenwriting | schemingthirdwife.substack.com
okay as I prepare to pitch this article, what if I did a quick blog about Lily Allen and David Harbour’s interior design
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
October 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
halines to yuks? that's for clampen
October 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Today I’m engaging in my most vulnerable teaching moment yet: letting students read excerpts from my MA literature review as they work on their own
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Strawberry Shortcake’s aunt who wears natural deodorant #CelebrityTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
she’s turned the weans against us #CelebrityTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
it’s doctor, actually
October 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
today
October 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I don’t know why I used such a jovial image when really I have a yawning pit of dread inside me about the whole thing, perhaps I was wrapped up in the joy of posting
October 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
my viva/thesis defence is on Tuesday
October 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I need Sky Ferreira to put out more music, I CANNOT keep putting Everything Is Embarrassing on playlists in the big 2025
October 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
emailed them like “haha but do u think ill pass haha” and they haven’t replied
September 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Had my mock viva/thesis defence today and forgot to ask my supervisors whether they think I’ll pass
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
it’s Monday, let’s get this bread
September 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Scheming Third Wife is back! I couldn’t not write about Weapons and the diamond of the season herself, Aunt Gladys. Read here: open.substack.com/pub/scheming...
September 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
the creature
September 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
getting a phd is just one step in my plan to becoming Dr Chase Meridian. The rest of the plan is to become Nicole Kidman in the 90s.
September 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
okay mystics, let’s get our heads together on this one
August 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
GUESS WHO SUBMITTED HER DOCTORAL THESIS FOR EXAMINATION TODAY!!!!
August 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
well yes!
August 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
guess who’s submitting their PhD thesis tomorrow?
August 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
uh oh here it comes
July 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
and that universal assumption of pleasure felt at looking at people/depicting people a certain way was critiqued AT THE TIME! Mulvey herself has reflected repeatedly on the original article! Words mean things!!
July 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
talking about “the female gaze” again are we
July 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM