clementclemensen.bsky.social
@clementclemensen.bsky.social
Satire/Parody is my love language
“Absolute thugs rule us” um…nobody “rules” me just sayin
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A quote by Larry Flynt haha
July 28, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Omg literally shaking guys this is what fascism looks like everyone report this let’s get him banned now omg!
June 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Don’t stop reporting him guys it’s for democracy! Omg literally shaking my meds aren’t working oh no!
June 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fidel Castro was abused by nuns as a kid and that's why he took possession of all church properties and banned all organized religion until the 90's...You're making a great decision! 🤡
June 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
You fit the profile to be a cartel soldier "lookout man" perfectly. 🤡
June 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Kara, it's been 5hrs since you last posted something about Elon, I'm getting worried are you ok?
May 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I see why you turned off the comments on your Israel embassy post. The amount of unhinged emotionally captured subservient believers in the terrorist doctrine is mind blowing. Sigh.
May 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
It's been 8hrs since you last posted about Elon. Are you ok? I'm getting worried.
May 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Say what you will about Trump, but him being "unstable" ironically brings stability in the parts of the world that are unstable. The madman theory is more than just a theory.
May 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm afraid of not putting the coffee pot back just right. It's a risky cup of coffee but worth it
May 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
But I heard they still allow Netflix password sharing across dorm room lines which means they are holding their ground and it's all because of you Alejandra thank you for fighting the good fight 🤡
May 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Speak English! It's THE Salvador!
April 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The only solution is to build an "anti protection rampart" to keep us safe from the fascists
April 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
He is still ferociously opposed to trump and has not wandered off to the dark side. He now supports doge apart from Trump and that will have to be reconciled by the liberal establishment as he will gain some liberal allies
March 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Scaramucci is now fully on board with Doge. He's over on X urging the anti Elon/Trump movement to get on board with supporting Doge. Thoughts?
March 31, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"This post was brought to you by: Big pharma and Saratoga sparkling water"
March 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Haha you may have some future employers asking some questions about this post just sayin
February 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Well It’s not working. You’ve been on the anti Elon train for a while and he’s only become more powerful since you started. You need to regroup and reevaluate your your mission sorry to be harsh but as I said, huuuge fan
February 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
He's right though. Too much of your posts and interviews are about Elon and it dilutes your brand which definitely has the potential of being as big as Rogan. Elon focus will only go so far and gets exhausting and I say this as a huge fan
February 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is misinformation, it’s billions of dollars in government contracts. Do better!
February 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
He may not mean this and just to take the focus away from doge. Either way there goes the focus of Elon/doge
February 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Unelected government officials are doing this and it's a huge problem. Eh, what's that? Wait who they're replacing were also unelected government officials? Oh man so awkward. Save the 5 alarm fire talk because they'll probably be one soon but you gotta cry wolf
February 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM