Clem
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Clem
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I've vowed to go the next year I have a London-based Christmas (maybe next year) - probably with kids in tow. Come with for a 9am Guinness and mystery meat?
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
From experience, this wouldn't be accurate because most parents I know only film the bit(s) their kid(s) are in.
December 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Geneva Convention: ""torture" means any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as ... punishing him for an act he or a third person has committed"

I can see the results of said act, and they're singing Jingle Bells
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'd say we should commission a report, but I couldn't live with the guilt of sending someone to collect the primary data
December 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Christ. That whole site is just obscene - especially this one which has a worse exterior as 90% of modern social housing blocks but is priced like a mid table Premier League midfielder.

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November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I won't incriminate myself by saying how long it took me to realise
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I had this once but the thing I forgot was "I have a child that needs to be collected from nursery". Please never mention this to Clarisse
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Isle of Dongs
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I have a theory he's Olivier Giroud's Luigi
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This starts in 4 hours (midnight UK time). Feels apt for the moment: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Faw...
Guy Fawkes Night - Wikipedia
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November 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Not sure I trust our recent record of picking appropriate commercial partners, but then again I like the sound of the Visit Guantanamo Arena
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Ah! So they are, apologies.

The V&A has so much stuff they've just opened up a 'Storehouse' gallery in Stratford: www.vam.ac.uk/east/storeho...
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October 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That's not the V&A - that's the British Museum. Agree with the sentiment though.
October 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Someone should do the modelling on side return extension costs under a Farage government
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
100% agree. Despite the (legitimate) concerns about style of play early this season, we're already +2 points from the same fixtures last season. Optimism!

United A (+2)
Leeds H (Ipswich) (-)
Liverpool A (-1)
Forest H (-)
City H (-2)
Newcastle A (+3)
October 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Normally you'd say a team that's had 3 0-0 draws this season, and scored only 3 league goals would be a crap opponent. But it's them at St James's and they always seem to know how to grind it out against us
September 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Oh hey I just finished reading this book. Yyrkoon has major Trump Jr energy.
September 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Next Knives Out cast?
September 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
September 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Coming back to this - The Hare in Bethnal Green is a proper old Arsenal boozer and gets rowdy on matchdays. No food, terrible toilets, but the match on a projector, a pool table, and a mental landlord who watches the games with you, pint in hand
September 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Also had a few good locally-made pints in the House of Hammerton before. But not a particularly Arsenal-centric crowd on matchdays. Allows away fans in, and doesn't have screens for any other matches before/after
September 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
El Che is a good shout (especially if the weather is good) - but cash only: share.google/j8wPMpfAFsf5...
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September 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM