Clem
@clem-a.bsky.social
Aussie mad man/nerd who thinks he is funny, despite all evidence. I like to share positivity and fun things! He/Him
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I see you’ve reached the philosophical stage of our collective mental breakdown.
December 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I see you’ve reached the philosophical stage of our collective mental breakdown.
I’m now stuck imagining the Tangerine Tyrant trying to narrate an audiobook. It would be insane! Rambling tangents, mispronounced words, random moments when he feel asleep mid sentence. It could be comedy gold
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m now stuck imagining the Tangerine Tyrant trying to narrate an audiobook. It would be insane! Rambling tangents, mispronounced words, random moments when he feel asleep mid sentence. It could be comedy gold
I’ve never felt more sean
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I’ve never felt more sean
Anyone else starting to think the world ended a few years back and this is all the weird neurons firing as we die? Nope? Yeah, me nether
December 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Anyone else starting to think the world ended a few years back and this is all the weird neurons firing as we die? Nope? Yeah, me nether
If I wore those, I too would be dealing psychic damage to everyone in a 200 m radius. On an unrelated note, I’m off to buy some new underwear
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
If I wore those, I too would be dealing psychic damage to everyone in a 200 m radius. On an unrelated note, I’m off to buy some new underwear
I usually just skip the parties and go to bed. Often before 8
December 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I usually just skip the parties and go to bed. Often before 8
Same where I work. 16C (42F) in the morning and 40C (105F) during the day. I did the conversions for you 🤓
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Same where I work. 16C (42F) in the morning and 40C (105F) during the day. I did the conversions for you 🤓
I’m very pale plus bald and I work in the Australian desert. So I feel this in every burnt fiber of my being
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I’m very pale plus bald and I work in the Australian desert. So I feel this in every burnt fiber of my being
Wow! I did a double take!
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Wow! I did a double take!
The fact that the original post has been deleted doesn’t speak well of my fellow Australians
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The fact that the original post has been deleted doesn’t speak well of my fellow Australians
Ah! Makes as much sense as most things over your way do to me 😁
I sometimes forget that despite a shared language the cultural divide is still there!
I sometimes forget that despite a shared language the cultural divide is still there!
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ah! Makes as much sense as most things over your way do to me 😁
I sometimes forget that despite a shared language the cultural divide is still there!
I sometimes forget that despite a shared language the cultural divide is still there!
Even the jacket is perfect!
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Even the jacket is perfect!
Quick question from an overseas follower. What is a mall walker?
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Quick question from an overseas follower. What is a mall walker?
You look like you’ve swapped shoes!
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You look like you’ve swapped shoes!
And to Dominos pizza who have awarded me the humanitarian award for not shouting at bad drivers
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
And to Dominos pizza who have awarded me the humanitarian award for not shouting at bad drivers
Well this just ruined my coffee
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Well this just ruined my coffee
What did you make for the first dinner?
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
What did you make for the first dinner?
I assume it’s also affected by where in the time zone you are. How east/west
November 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I assume it’s also affected by where in the time zone you are. How east/west
You say that, but you can tell from my profile picture, I’m unconventional when it comes to food
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You say that, but you can tell from my profile picture, I’m unconventional when it comes to food
I didn’t realize that was part of Canada these days!
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I didn’t realize that was part of Canada these days!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that! Where do you live? Inside the attic circle?
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that! Where do you live? Inside the attic circle?