Cleetus
@cleetusalreetus.bsky.social
Do what you wanna
Do what you will
Just don't mess up
Your neighbor's thrill
And when you pay the bill
Kindly leave a little tip
And help the next poor sucker
On his one way trip
Do what you will
Just don't mess up
Your neighbor's thrill
And when you pay the bill
Kindly leave a little tip
And help the next poor sucker
On his one way trip
Oh….just one more thing, the bill!
Then it all goes south.
The episode that alas, was never aired 😭
Then it all goes south.
The episode that alas, was never aired 😭
June 7, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Oh….just one more thing, the bill!
Then it all goes south.
The episode that alas, was never aired 😭
Then it all goes south.
The episode that alas, was never aired 😭
Apparently he’s some sort of chess grandmaster. There’s plenty of rumours! It’s a rabbit hole!!
June 4, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Apparently he’s some sort of chess grandmaster. There’s plenty of rumours! It’s a rabbit hole!!
Oh, and just as a postscript, that is without a shadow of a doubt the funniest and most ‘Oliver Reedish’ arrest video I have ever seen! 😃
June 3, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Oh, and just as a postscript, that is without a shadow of a doubt the funniest and most ‘Oliver Reedish’ arrest video I have ever seen! 😃
Haha! You actually can if you squint hard enough! You may well have seen it but on the off chance you haven’t, the guy was a notorious dine dasher and finally got caught leaving a restaurant.
youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU?...
youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU?...
Charles Dozsa: eating a meal... a succulent chinese meal...
Get your hands off my penis
youtu.be
June 3, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Haha! You actually can if you squint hard enough! You may well have seen it but on the off chance you haven’t, the guy was a notorious dine dasher and finally got caught leaving a restaurant.
youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU?...
youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU?...
Shit, my downloaded gifs don’t seem to work! Back to the gutter for me! 😬
May 31, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Shit, my downloaded gifs don’t seem to work! Back to the gutter for me! 😬
That’s as maybe Nat but I’ll not go quietly into the gif gutter!
Things have changed, drastically! But it is what it is.
Things have changed, drastically! But it is what it is.
May 31, 2024 at 3:01 AM
That’s as maybe Nat but I’ll not go quietly into the gif gutter!
Things have changed, drastically! But it is what it is.
Things have changed, drastically! But it is what it is.
Stand down Mel! I figured it out. Turns out I’m not an ignorant piece of shit! 😃 I’m just an IT bloke who can’t figure out how BS works yet. I see it as a positive, I can now call a random a ball of piss steam and feign ignorance. Not my fault. Wrong thread. This is ace!
May 29, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Stand down Mel! I figured it out. Turns out I’m not an ignorant piece of shit! 😃 I’m just an IT bloke who can’t figure out how BS works yet. I see it as a positive, I can now call a random a ball of piss steam and feign ignorance. Not my fault. Wrong thread. This is ace!
Did I answer you Mel? This layout is mental. I’ve not yet mastered it. Plus, I have the memory span of a pissed goldfish.
May 29, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Did I answer you Mel? This layout is mental. I’ve not yet mastered it. Plus, I have the memory span of a pissed goldfish.
Nah, that will not be a problem. They’ve constructed them from a grid of 100x100 10megawatt red lasers. It’ll just burn that web clean off. And probably give the ant a problem. This was considered and it was decided the riders should close their eyes as they pass. Just incase there’s a red flag 👍🏻
May 29, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Nah, that will not be a problem. They’ve constructed them from a grid of 100x100 10megawatt red lasers. It’ll just burn that web clean off. And probably give the ant a problem. This was considered and it was decided the riders should close their eyes as they pass. Just incase there’s a red flag 👍🏻
Alas no. Practice and qualifying were abandoned due to poor conditions and an ant crawling across one of the red flag signs. Still, there’s always tomorrow!
May 29, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Alas no. Practice and qualifying were abandoned due to poor conditions and an ant crawling across one of the red flag signs. Still, there’s always tomorrow!
Haha, let’s just say we’re fighting with foam swords 😁 (we’re not even doing that!) I think they have a certain place but yes, common sense is a blessing. They did help me to get used to different gearings though. Once they’d served their purpose I deactivated them.
May 29, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Haha, let’s just say we’re fighting with foam swords 😁 (we’re not even doing that!) I think they have a certain place but yes, common sense is a blessing. They did help me to get used to different gearings though. Once they’d served their purpose I deactivated them.
You were a Twitter god in my eyes!! 😁 Cos moving pictures!
May 29, 2024 at 12:21 AM
You were a Twitter god in my eyes!! 😁 Cos moving pictures!
Slept! Ready to fight about little glowing lights again! 😁 Yup, senses should be an adequate indicator but if you change the parameters then they’re a good retraining aid. I didn’t use the shift light much at all but when I was screwing about with gearing it was a good way to retune.
May 29, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Slept! Ready to fight about little glowing lights again! 😁 Yup, senses should be an adequate indicator but if you change the parameters then they’re a good retraining aid. I didn’t use the shift light much at all but when I was screwing about with gearing it was a good way to retune.
I tend to favour a Smokey cock eye
May 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I tend to favour a Smokey cock eye
I mainly go by engine note but you can tune em to lose a little too end for acceleration. That takes a little getting used to hence a light you can program to pop at certain revs can be handy.
May 28, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I mainly go by engine note but you can tune em to lose a little too end for acceleration. That takes a little getting used to hence a light you can program to pop at certain revs can be handy.
Ever seen A Clockwork Orange? That’ll be me. Eyes wired open. And a bowler hat.
May 28, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Ever seen A Clockwork Orange? That’ll be me. Eyes wired open. And a bowler hat.
That’s true and I’m by no means a professional rider but I’ve had a couple of bikes with lights you can set to flash as a guide to change up a gear. Put me right off and threw me a little off line on a couple of occasions and I was way off the precision level needed for road racing.
May 28, 2024 at 12:43 AM
That’s true and I’m by no means a professional rider but I’ve had a couple of bikes with lights you can set to flash as a guide to change up a gear. Put me right off and threw me a little off line on a couple of occasions and I was way off the precision level needed for road racing.
Glad to hear it Mel! I’m still being a slight prick on twitter. Things are much the same apart from my first serious girlfriend when we were 16 are back in contact and going out together (I know, 🤮) and I have a new car! It’s very gay and makes me look like a hairdresser but I love it!
May 28, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Glad to hear it Mel! I’m still being a slight prick on twitter. Things are much the same apart from my first serious girlfriend when we were 16 are back in contact and going out together (I know, 🤮) and I have a new car! It’s very gay and makes me look like a hairdresser but I love it!
I’ll show them this thread! 💅
May 28, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I’ll show them this thread! 💅
I would worry that something that close to the centre of vision at those speeds would distract too much. Just my opinion would be on the periphery would be less intrusive but the strobing would make it easy enough to spot. Cycling it sounds like a brilliant idea.
May 28, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I would worry that something that close to the centre of vision at those speeds would distract too much. Just my opinion would be on the periphery would be less intrusive but the strobing would make it easy enough to spot. Cycling it sounds like a brilliant idea.
I shall do that, whilst wrestling any Marshal who tries to disrupt my experiment. That you told me to do. 😐
May 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I shall do that, whilst wrestling any Marshal who tries to disrupt my experiment. That you told me to do. 😐
I don’t know to be honest now you mention it. I just assumed they’d pulse. If I designed them I’d want them to pulse quickly at slightly irregular intervals. I’m not even sure if they’re complimented by fewer marshals. Even if one took the place of 2 marshals?
May 28, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I don’t know to be honest now you mention it. I just assumed they’d pulse. If I designed them I’d want them to pulse quickly at slightly irregular intervals. I’m not even sure if they’re complimented by fewer marshals. Even if one took the place of 2 marshals?
Haha, alright Beryl! 😃 Yes, we’ve moved into the era of MotoGP cept without the gravel traps. Still, the status displays should help. Usually we need every Marshall to be in line of sight of each other around a 37m course. It was hard to recruit. Now it’ll be mainly helicopters and paramedic bikes
May 28, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Haha, alright Beryl! 😃 Yes, we’ve moved into the era of MotoGP cept without the gravel traps. Still, the status displays should help. Usually we need every Marshall to be in line of sight of each other around a 37m course. It was hard to recruit. Now it’ll be mainly helicopters and paramedic bikes
Mel!!! I’ve been mainly over on Twatter, I’d forgotten about BS. How’s you babe?
May 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Mel!!! I’ve been mainly over on Twatter, I’d forgotten about BS. How’s you babe?