Best moment for Vlad since the Helsinki soccer ball. So proud of his little orange monster.

Start calling lawyers next.

Ka-ching! Paid in full. Wait..are those rubles?

Well if he dog whistles the DOGE moves and adds the shiba stationery to the "government" press releases both he (Muskling) and the cryptobros will make *more* millions.

Sounds like the breakup of the USSR. Wait, wait what a surprise, you say, who has Muskling been "talking to". Here Trumpet catch my soccer ball. Time for more of that sweet sweet Soviet er. People's Champagne.

Now if only there were say regulations from a government agency that made having some sort of cancellation option mandatory 😒. Thank you for "feckless brunchlords" btw. That helped a bit this morning!