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@mrmayhem7514.bsky.social and @goldlikejoel.bsky.social

I’ll be sending an email to Trader Joe’s Corporate today. Let’s see if it works…
September 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I love how you think you guys are funny. That’s cute.

Joel, while that excuse works in the current season, I’ve been working you guys for a material girl for 4 years.

Its almost as if there’s an unwritten rule that I her zero requests but am allowed to talk all the shit I want.

Fair trade
September 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social

I shouldn’t have told you what table we were at
September 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
10 years later
September 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social

There were times over 20 years I felt this way about the music too. There were times at Garcia’s I felt that way. I can see it was mutual.

Cheer up. Scotty was delightful, that Ringo jam was incredible, and I heard Warren Haynes showed up. Things are trending up, Joe
September 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Not bad for a hall of fame Nov ‘24 Metro Album.

Sounds great. Happy to be here… house mix is a bit wonky.

Can’t wait to see Scotty!!!

Fuck YESAH!! (Hopefully)!
September 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social earjy birthday celebration? Giving me a local show? Fuck yeah!

(4 sets?)
September 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@umphreys.com who’s the new bassist? Sounds amazing!
September 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
@umphreys.com not too fucking shabby. Pretty alright, not goid enough to go see a set of covers tonight but I’ll be wearing purple pants at Garcia’s in honor of @mrmayhem7514.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social did no one else catch you teasing Den? Too bad…. Woujd have been HOF worthy had the rest picked it up
September 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Bringing a good friend who I haven’t seen you with since Ravinia
September 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
One of these times it’s going to be an NF mashup
September 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
September 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’m a white nan from Chicago
September 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The denouement (is that correct in music terms) sounds like you’re going into silent type.
September 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Loved the ska right about here… Gnice.
September 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social is the UmphreysFuckingRocks merch back? I still have my socks from ‘09.
August 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If this section isn’t turned into a pointer sisters dance song at the next umbowl I may retire myself from future shows
August 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Side tracked by a real band
August 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social looks dope… I’m making crab cakes and potato pancakes today, I’ll be listening intently while prepping
August 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
They agreed that it probably wasn’t you guys.
August 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
August 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
First review from @umphreys.com and @goldlikejoel.bsky.social last night in DSM…

She has MS, she’s cool in ADA
August 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Did you do that on purpose?
August 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
August 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM