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clearwaterjade.bsky.social
hoyo old man enthusiast
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hoyo nuclear containment zone. everything here is gay
Also makes me wonder if the part hanging out in liyue is JUST his humanity or also his earthly self. Hoyo answer me
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Neither my WG nor my WoL(s) have been me in any way, and this is also true of pepaw. That's a whole separate guy
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
they are so deeply unserious I love them
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Oh, and, of course,
January 30, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I can draw them making out whenever I want, getting a themed teapot/tea pairing is way funnier
January 29, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I am also hoping she is very much yuriful too tbh. I saw someone say that she and xianyun are giving jeanne and bayonetta and god. I hope so
January 28, 2026 at 6:37 AM
this one from last month was still so weird. the bullshit I had to cook up for the baptist
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 AM
don't look at ineffa she's c0 r1. this ain't about her.
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I did a test dummy session with the comp after because I wanted to see how much I actually did (roughly, because there's no shield mechanic in the test setup) and like. jfc he's hauling ass for a 4 star with a 3 star wep
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 AM
anyways. going back to my hole. my final message: old man yaoi (gender neutral) the world.
January 21, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Personally not a fan of the ones with fem characters who treat it as het either but that's a different issue
January 21, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Personally I don't like any of the ones with characters who are like. under 500. The guy is a minimum of 6000 years old and there are Options, even among canon npcs. Why is it always the zoomer
January 21, 2026 at 12:26 AM
suffering on account of not liking the most popular ships with my guy
January 21, 2026 at 12:17 AM