They're definitely crunchy, so there's that.

Nah, when Samus is on the ropes during the final boss, the sidekick will save her at the last minute with the power of love and friendship.

I personally like them. It's hard to pin down a flavor, they're pretty mild, and yet leave a box alone with me and I will devour them.

Right. I'm not sure the screenshot poster is being serious either, because that's an insane take.

Bruv, I think OP might have been joking, and in fact does not condone this sentiment.

Based on the Indigenous People's Day comic, I have a feeling at least a few of Stahli's sisters suspect something.

"There, NOW it's art!"

Damn... if I didn't already have some other ideas for chest inks, that would be kind of brilliant.

I'm going to laugh really hard if you're onto something re: a potential redemption for Alastor.