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clare juniper
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a mess of a being, all still in the works \ 27 \ she/her \ trans lesbian
why does this dishrag at work lowkey look like saddam hussein in his hiding place
November 25, 2024 at 11:36 PM
there's really something about a weekend afternoon that brings out the "never set foot in a coffee shop and don't have any clue how to act" crowd
November 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Reposted by clare juniper
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
time to follow a bunch of people on a new social media site again and then never post 😌
November 13, 2024 at 3:45 AM
yes i am that hot queer barista with tattoos and nose rings and yes i will spit in your coffee fight me
October 22, 2023 at 6:39 PM