Stream time going off the rails, and yet perfectly on topic, as usual

...Is Instacart calling me a slur?

I—… is the horoscope app telling me to do heroin?

GRWM to Game like it's 2005.

WoW Classic-Classic For Real This Time launches today at 5(ish?) and I've been cleaning house on OBS, fixing my sound, and clearing my desk.

Let's suffer Original Mulgore together again-again. See you at 5!

www.twitch.tv/asclearascry...

Okay but hear me out m.media-amazon.com/images/I/510...

It’s September you know what that means — starting to craft the Halloween costume. And I think this year I will go out drinking dressed as one of the most iconic bitches I can think of:

Her

It's time for my favorite evening activity -- complaining about something wildly low stakes but that I will nonetheless never let go.

Last year for the holidays, Burt's Bees released* these duo sets of miniature tubes of lip balm.

I desperately needed these with every bone in my body.

When you've lived in a big city for a while and seen some shit (literally)

Possibly one of the most ridiculous yet correct phrases I have ever uttered

I’m five, sorry.

Revamping the stream shelves… I know you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been and what in the hail I’ve been doing. Keep an eye on this space.

Literally this space. The shelf. It’s cute.

UCLA tuition in 1951, for an entire year, was $50.

New tramp stamp idea: