AUDUSA.
@cleanvenom.bsky.social
Nevermind I hear bickering. A shame.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Nevermind I hear bickering. A shame.
I'm flattered, dear. However you could at least ask my name.
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I'm flattered, dear. However you could at least ask my name.
Hm. Might be out of our services then
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hm. Might be out of our services then
Of course. It's our job to help with pests.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Of course. It's our job to help with pests.
...Very well. I'll consider it part of the charge.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
...Very well. I'll consider it part of the charge.
...Staring is considered rude, you know.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
...Staring is considered rude, you know.
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You'll have to buy that I'm afraid.
You'll have to buy that I'm afraid.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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You'll have to buy that I'm afraid.
You'll have to buy that I'm afraid.
The pleasure is always ours. We're open any time for either possibility.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The pleasure is always ours. We're open any time for either possibility.
[ Increasingly more and more disgusted as this talk went on. ]
Something to put in your fur to clean it.
Something to put in your fur to clean it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
[ Increasingly more and more disgusted as this talk went on. ]
Something to put in your fur to clean it.
Something to put in your fur to clean it.
Have you tried sealing the cracks, then?
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Have you tried sealing the cracks, then?
We're not hair stylists, I'm afraid. They make shampoo for that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
We're not hair stylists, I'm afraid. They make shampoo for that.
I never mind a good chat, I'm happy to accept either. The name is Audusa, by the way.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I never mind a good chat, I'm happy to accept either. The name is Audusa, by the way.
I don't imagine that's solving the problem. Seems like they'd merely come back out.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I don't imagine that's solving the problem. Seems like they'd merely come back out.
Bugs don't communicate like that, dear. They aren't very smart.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Bugs don't communicate like that, dear. They aren't very smart.
If you have any kind of pest, we'll be happy to take care of it. Big or small.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If you have any kind of pest, we'll be happy to take care of it. Big or small.
...We'll bring a few men by your cave, we can't promise the bugs won't come back however. A cave is usually where bugs tend to be.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
...We'll bring a few men by your cave, we can't promise the bugs won't come back however. A cave is usually where bugs tend to be.
...hm.
Do you know any weaknesses?
Do you know any weaknesses?
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
...hm.
Do you know any weaknesses?
Do you know any weaknesses?
...hm.
[ What an interesting case. The man himself not the suitcase. ]
[ What an interesting case. The man himself not the suitcase. ]
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
...hm.
[ What an interesting case. The man himself not the suitcase. ]
[ What an interesting case. The man himself not the suitcase. ]
What way would you like me to say it, dear?
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
What way would you like me to say it, dear?