Ashley Cullen
@cleanupartist.bsky.social
I'm a wordsmith. I'm a teen referee. I'm a bread baker. And I do it all for free. Well not really, I charge for the wordsmithing.
I am no good at math, but I am that math calculation meme lady every time I'm in a place like the airport! Thinking of all the people from all different locations makes me about pass out, so I mask as well! 😷
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I am no good at math, but I am that math calculation meme lady every time I'm in a place like the airport! Thinking of all the people from all different locations makes me about pass out, so I mask as well! 😷
I got real mad last night so today I wrote some postcards for @aftynbehn.bsky.social 😀
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I got real mad last night so today I wrote some postcards for @aftynbehn.bsky.social 😀
Every time I see this particular picture of her, it reminds me of a not smart person trying to sound smart by saying "mmm, sort of" really fast instead of "um" and it's basically a filler for lack of knowledge.
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Every time I see this particular picture of her, it reminds me of a not smart person trying to sound smart by saying "mmm, sort of" really fast instead of "um" and it's basically a filler for lack of knowledge.
We just recently watched it for the first time as a family (my sons are in high school) and wow, the funniest show and so witty! And it's right there in that sweet spot of shows that you can all watch together and actually enjoy. I cried when it ended!
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
We just recently watched it for the first time as a family (my sons are in high school) and wow, the funniest show and so witty! And it's right there in that sweet spot of shows that you can all watch together and actually enjoy. I cried when it ended!
As an editor, I truly appreciate the level of petty in this alt text, thank you 😂
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
As an editor, I truly appreciate the level of petty in this alt text, thank you 😂
I wrote some postcards for that, nice to see a tiny effort pay off! 😀
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I wrote some postcards for that, nice to see a tiny effort pay off! 😀
No prob, will use my imagination!
November 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
No prob, will use my imagination!
My friend always says bonkers instead of crazy or insane and I really like that! Somebody please correct me though if it’s not a good one to use either.
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My friend always says bonkers instead of crazy or insane and I really like that! Somebody please correct me though if it’s not a good one to use either.
Can you alt text those? I selfishly just want to know what kind of sandwiches they all are!
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Can you alt text those? I selfishly just want to know what kind of sandwiches they all are!
Thank you so much, this is perfect! I do not, in fact, have any elections in my area, but I am voting for the mayor of NYC in my heart! 😄
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Thank you so much, this is perfect! I do not, in fact, have any elections in my area, but I am voting for the mayor of NYC in my heart! 😄
Is there a good resource where I can check to see if I have any elections near me? I don't think I do, but I'm paranoid I'm missing out!
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Is there a good resource where I can check to see if I have any elections near me? I don't think I do, but I'm paranoid I'm missing out!
You ladies (and your sweet pets) are such a bright light in a shitty world, so thank you for sharing your love with us! ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You ladies (and your sweet pets) are such a bright light in a shitty world, so thank you for sharing your love with us! ❤️
So does Pandora...at least they did a few days ago. :(
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
So does Pandora...at least they did a few days ago. :(
Holy cow, that is amazing! What an awesome mom. Y’all look perfect!
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Holy cow, that is amazing! What an awesome mom. Y’all look perfect!
When I was a kid, I went to see the laser light show there (more than 40 years ago) but truly, those lights would be much better utilized showcasing these geniuses and making them dance than making some losers ride off on their dumb horses!
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
When I was a kid, I went to see the laser light show there (more than 40 years ago) but truly, those lights would be much better utilized showcasing these geniuses and making them dance than making some losers ride off on their dumb horses!
This is the same feeling I get in the high school carpool line when someone tries to just stride all the way down at the last minute and cut in front of me. I will box a mofo out with my Subaru wagon, don't test me.
October 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is the same feeling I get in the high school carpool line when someone tries to just stride all the way down at the last minute and cut in front of me. I will box a mofo out with my Subaru wagon, don't test me.
I just keep thinking she is completely oblivious to how fucked up what she's saying is...she's just a breathing talking point.
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I just keep thinking she is completely oblivious to how fucked up what she's saying is...she's just a breathing talking point.
Thank you for that, a good snort laugh really starts the day off right!
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Thank you for that, a good snort laugh really starts the day off right!
I am not shocked at all...thinking of a person in my family who would try to talk to people everywhere he went about Jesus and convert them, yet was the biggest liar/fabricator of stories about his life that I've ever known! Very on brand.
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I am not shocked at all...thinking of a person in my family who would try to talk to people everywhere he went about Jesus and convert them, yet was the biggest liar/fabricator of stories about his life that I've ever known! Very on brand.
I love this! My white sons have several Black male teachers at their high school, one of which repeatedly won best teacher of the year!
October 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I love this! My white sons have several Black male teachers at their high school, one of which repeatedly won best teacher of the year!