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Darth Bobby’s gonna boil your cookies
January 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Darth Bobby’s gonna boil your cookies
Hey guys, if they tell you choose a weapon, run for the high ground
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hey guys, if they tell you choose a weapon, run for the high ground
This is a great chance to try out seasteading, Anchor them over the Marisnas Trench
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is a great chance to try out seasteading, Anchor them over the Marisnas Trench
Can he do Hogan’s Heroes of the Supreme Court? The prisoners are us.
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Can he do Hogan’s Heroes of the Supreme Court? The prisoners are us.
c.) don’t care if non-ICE criminals impersonate them to terrorize the public
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
c.) don’t care if non-ICE criminals impersonate them to terrorize the public
Truly pathetic that the elite have decided to burn the world down because they found out the everyone hates them on internet forums
October 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Truly pathetic that the elite have decided to burn the world down because they found out the everyone hates them on internet forums
You’re on to something. They see the mass of humanity as NPCs (non player characters) and become frustrated when the reaction to their strategy isn’t predictable..
October 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You’re on to something. They see the mass of humanity as NPCs (non player characters) and become frustrated when the reaction to their strategy isn’t predictable..
Let’s aspire to elect someone we’d want to talk to when we're sober
September 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Let’s aspire to elect someone we’d want to talk to when we're sober
Ah yes, the dude who killed Myspace. Congrats to ByteDance for taking the bag and running
September 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ah yes, the dude who killed Myspace. Congrats to ByteDance for taking the bag and running
Especially since they took the time to film that Pieta video of her handling his dead body. Angel of Vengeance or Mother Mary, can’t be both.
September 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Especially since they took the time to film that Pieta video of her handling his dead body. Angel of Vengeance or Mother Mary, can’t be both.
Coving his ears?
September 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Coving his ears?
A Katie to her Stephen Miller.
September 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A Katie to her Stephen Miller.
Having sought this out (it’s bastardized Xenophon), I can only say it is Really Wonderful she is preparing to defend her city-state with her body
September 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Having sought this out (it’s bastardized Xenophon), I can only say it is Really Wonderful she is preparing to defend her city-state with her body
did the phrase “it’s a love story and baby she said yes” appear in their press release or something? to avoid seeming like court stenographers, at least part of the press should consider rewriting those.
August 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
did the phrase “it’s a love story and baby she said yes” appear in their press release or something? to avoid seeming like court stenographers, at least part of the press should consider rewriting those.
Conservative parents shouldn’t be allowed to impose their values on other people’s children
August 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Conservative parents shouldn’t be allowed to impose their values on other people’s children
Denying Bork was a favor. Let them hide their malformations for decades while barely socially acceptable weirdos eroded the shorelines
August 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Denying Bork was a favor. Let them hide their malformations for decades while barely socially acceptable weirdos eroded the shorelines
Like an abuser crying because their victim “made me do it.”
August 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Like an abuser crying because their victim “made me do it.”
Find our take on pierogi with orange juice in our recipes section
August 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Find our take on pierogi with orange juice in our recipes section
Right. It’s chosen to make the real problems in ICE facilities seem silly.
August 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Right. It’s chosen to make the real problems in ICE facilities seem silly.
Maybe they’ll go full Versailles and start poisoning each others’ laxatives
July 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Maybe they’ll go full Versailles and start poisoning each others’ laxatives
At least it’s not the all time classic, slide cop
July 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
At least it’s not the all time classic, slide cop
a.) Sydney Sweeney was in a jeans ad with the tagline “Sydney Sweeney has good jeans”
b.) Someone somewhere made content about the squick pun
c.) The national media reported for duty
b.) Someone somewhere made content about the squick pun
c.) The national media reported for duty
July 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
a.) Sydney Sweeney was in a jeans ad with the tagline “Sydney Sweeney has good jeans”
b.) Someone somewhere made content about the squick pun
c.) The national media reported for duty
b.) Someone somewhere made content about the squick pun
c.) The national media reported for duty
Sitting in America today and unconditionally stating that our culture, to the extent it exists in isolation, is in anyway superior is disgraceful.
July 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sitting in America today and unconditionally stating that our culture, to the extent it exists in isolation, is in anyway superior is disgraceful.
Love hearing from the rich how making fun off them is elitist
July 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Love hearing from the rich how making fun off them is elitist