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Young Anakin Skywalker was my first “literally me” character
May 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Cooper Flagg sprained his ankle in the ACC Conference Tourney and I sprained my wrist playing adult flag football. We’re pretty much the same caliber of athlete.
March 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Clemson true freshman kicker drilling a 56 harder for the acc championship win. Insane. Gotta love sports.
December 8, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Talking about Skyrim at the bar with an obviously drunk guy and his pissed off girlfriend next to him. Great stuff.
December 7, 2024 at 9:50 PM
What da hell is goin on with my company gift exchange
December 5, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Another year where my Spotify wrapped is nothing but what I listed to at the gym. When did I became so lame.
December 4, 2024 at 6:05 PM
21 pilots is busta rhymes for popular emo kids
December 2, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Let me find out Jared’s at the Grog tonight. Oooh let me find out.
November 27, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Trying to finish cleaning up my apartment before the edi hits
November 24, 2024 at 12:28 AM
This Dragontales Theory Will Break You
New favorite internal hobby is coming up with white people video essay titles

“The Bleak Dystopia of Austin Powers Goldmember”
November 20, 2024 at 5:58 PM
New favorite internal hobby is coming up with white people video essay titles

“The Bleak Dystopia of Austin Powers Goldmember”
November 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Hearing reports that Digital Love by Daft Punk is a heavy favorite for SONG OF THE WINTER

A stunning development after a dominant run as Song of the Summer for 8 years in a row.
November 18, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Bro came out looking like Elmer Fudd and people thought this was going to be close
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 AM
This guy is onto something
November 15, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Not kicking the field goal there was honestly one of the worst coaching decisions of the season right? Put Washington completely out of reach after a TD.
November 15, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Lauri Markkanen welcome to the parlay ban list.

Losing Money

Little Man how do you have 3 rebounds!!!?

Ludicrously Musty
November 15, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I think i get this place. It’s like if Tumblr bought Twitter when it first started.
November 15, 2024 at 3:15 AM