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New Millennium Holmes
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Zohran poster with the text YOUR MUM for NORK CITY
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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This is not correct, right?
Image of an Aston Villa/Macabbi Tel Aviv dual scarf with the caption "it is the first time Maccabi Tel Aviv fans have been banned from a match"
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Feel like pure shit just want her back
À Sony NW-E3 MP3 player next to a AAA battery. The mp3 player is double the height of the battery and similar in size and shape to a cigarette lighter. It's silver, with a blue LED display along the front lower side with buttons for display and play mode next to it, and a cool twist knob on the top aligned with the display that you used to skip track. I miss my NW-E3 a lot.
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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There and Back Again Lane in Bristol is five, struggling to think of a longer street name off the top of my head
A zoomed in Google Map showing the north east corner of Berkeley Square in Bristol, with There and Back Again Lane highlighted coming away from the north east corner of the square.
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I joke that he's my PA when I'm driving but that's a bit much! I'll have to call my dad tomorrow. He does have good patter on the chat though
Whatsapp screenshot My son (on my phone) : predictions for wrexham cardiff [sends selfie with his Wrexham bobble hat] My sister: 1-1. Great hat! Did you go to the shop? My son: guess (I've told him not to do that!)
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I has a flag
Flag of the IWW, a red field with the emblem of IWW centred, a black ring with INDUSTRIAL WORKERS OF THE WORLD ⭐SOLIDARITY FOREVER⭐, inside of which is a black circle with the letters IWW over a red half sphere, representing the globe, which disappears into the bottom of the circle.
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Beeb still desperately pushing this shite on us
BBC New headline "I asked AI to plan my dream summer holiday. Here's how it turned out. The image is of a middle aged man and his wife on a boat off the coast of Spain
October 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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More AI boosting shite on the BBC - they are so desperate to push this wasteful and useless tech on us. The article repeatedly caveats that chatgpt can make mistakes, but remains broadly positive, it just doesn't add up.
BBC news headline "I asked AI to plan my dream summer holiday. Here's how it turned out". There's an image of an older middle aged man with his wife on a boat off the coast of Spain
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Block AI disinfo posters on sight
Tweet @onestpress Olga Nestarova "a rat ran across the table at Al Jazeera during a broadcast" and some AI gen video of that supposedly happening.
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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God I'm looking forward to getting out of this soft play
A still from the Peppa Pig episode "soft play"
October 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I'm talking specifically about the Home Sec asking people not to go out and protest the genocide in Gaza in order to "give the [Jewish] community time to grieve", as if they bear some responsibility for the vile acts being protested.
BBC news segment on Home Secretary Shabana Mahmouds reaction to the double murder in Manchester. It reads as follows: "I do think that carrying on in this way does feel un-British, it feels wrong." She continues by asking people who were thinking about going out to protests this weekend to "take a step back". "Imagine it was you, give this community a chance to grieve and to process what has happened."
October 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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When you use local knowledge to ignore the sat nav
Google Maps' welcome home screen when you arrive with its navigation feature. It's telling me it took 13 minutes to get home, against a 30 minute ETA
October 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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When I want a nuanced and balanced response to an atrocity I go straight to littlejohn in the mail
Daily Mail masthead, in caption to the right "HORROR AT THE SYNAGOGUE". The subheader reads "from woke police chiefs to left wing politicians the list of the killers enablers is legion. They a hi ld have blood on their consciences" LITTLEJOHN. The headline, not captured, is equally grotesque. Somebody get littlejohn a hotdog outfit
October 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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This album changed my life
Of Malice and the Magnum Heart by Misery Signals. The cover shows a male figure arms outstretched sillouhetted against cloudy blue green sky. His chest glows orange with the shadow of a hand hiding a downward pointing knife
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Racism is worthy of dismissal and derision, and wanting to discuss it legitimises the views of racists as valid and worthy of discussion.
Steven universe vs Hitler - naive Steven wants to change Hitlers mind but soon comes to the conclusion that there is only one way to deal with such evil, his friend advising "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Steven". Dejected Steven concludes "damn"
October 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Has the Noticing begun? Either way Curtice's assessment of Starmer's prospects for turning things around is very very funny.
Tweet by Media Lens @medialens 29/09/25 15:20 Pollster John Curtice on Starmer's disastrous first year: 'In a bleak assessment of Labour's first year in office, Sir John said the party had suffered "the worst ever fall in support for a newly elected government", having entered power on the lowest share of the vote for a winning party and facing a "deeply unhappy" electorate. 'Asked whether there was any hope that Labour could turn it around, he replied: "The honest answer to that is no."
September 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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"I could murder a Rustlers"
Box headed cunt Wes Streeting grits his teeth as if he's eyed up a particularly delactable Rustlers Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Did you know they used a right angle and ruler to do his fringe?
September 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Honda Jazzes? So good I bought another one when the first died. Who needs a larger car than this?
A pink Honda Jazz and a blue-green Honda Jazz parked side by side on a street in the UK.
September 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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This one? Been looking for an alternative for when the podcasts run out
Radio world listing from Google Play - the icon is green with a blue and green outline of the globe centred on West Africa with a slim red headphone icon over and around it. It's published by Nu World Entertainment and contains ads
September 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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A deranged Yvette Cooper telling the world how much she loves flags
September 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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A cool skeleton wielding a pistol against a trippy green and pink background. The caption reads "I don't want a Labour Government, I want revenge"
September 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I mean this is rubbish, isn't it? It's elements of legacy media, hand in hand with the Trump administration, that has ratcheted up the political polarisation, just as our legacy media and certain right wing politicians did the same here in the UK.
Another journalist asks whether Kirk's death represents a "watershed moment" for the US. "This is a watershed moment, but we don't yet know what kind," Cox replies. He says this moment "feels a lot like the late 60s" and describes social media as a "cancer", adding that humans are not "biologically capable of processing... violent imagery". He encourages people to "log off, turn off, touch grass, hug a family member, go out and do good in your community".
September 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Quite fancying Will Smith with Nike Rogers and Chic next month, hope some tickets for that come up. Hopefully the boy will come too, he didn't fancy funeral for a friend but maybe he thinks I am going to a funeral
Text from my son : "I'm not going to the funeral daddy" Another text from my son on another phone "I'm not going to the funeral"
July 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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(tho canonically Pearson has three ex wives)
(from the BBCs page on the Thick of It's Stewart Pearson) Stewart Pearson Stewart is the eco-friendly, media-savvy, blue-sky- thinking Director of Communications for the Cabinet Office [image of Stewart Pearson, uncanny resemblance to the Stonewall guy] Eco-alternative Folding bike transport:
July 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I assume Labour had a Fifty and Fabulous pride event because they could only get away with inviting old boomers and are running scared of the yoot

Fuck the worthless Labour Party
Gammon cunt Keir Starmer photod at a Fifty and Fabulous pride event at 10 Downing Street. He's wearing a full suit and is standing at a lectern because he is more rigid than a rigid thing. A caption on the picture castigates LGBTFDN for attending the event: "Honestly, @lgbtfdn, I'm appalled that you chose this way to celebrate your work. We are watching this government throw the country back into erasing gender identity and you feel that rubbing elbows Keir f*cking Starmer as if it's an accomplishment we would all celebrate. I'm disgusted. There is nothing about this government's approach to gender issues that warrants giving them ANY of our time."
July 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM