If you claim that a cognitive test is difficult, that means you are cognitively impaired.

Just sayin’.

Grocery shopping while listening to the Lost Highway soundtrack makes it seem like a much shadier task.

In a roundabout way the felon-in-chief has restored my faith in God.

Hear me out.

He clearly sold his soul to the devil, and if the devil exists then so must God.

To truly accept me is to understand how on brand it is for me to be importing a Jennifer Love Hewitt cd, while listening to a Pantera cd.

Canada beat the U.S. at Hockey. How long before Orangey McFelon blames it on DEI?

MAGA is raging over the Tom Hanks skit depicting them all as rascists. It is unfair to classify an entire group of people based on the most deplorable. Coughmexicanscough

I saw Gladiator II today. It may say something about the film that I found myself continually thinking “Man, the acoustics in the Colosseum must be great!”

The red eye always seems like a good idea until the day you arrive. Today is that day, and…blergh.

Now that I actually have people following me I feel compelled to post something.