In modern Excel, if you go to create an ODBC connection, you can find a dialog box somewhere that's still mostly unchanged from Windows 3.1. It looks similar to this one I found on Google:

The stuff I use at home is 5-ply.

You can send the HTML and Javascript to my computer all you like, but how I render/view it is up to me.

"Any sufficiently advanced text prediction is indistinguishable from AGI"
- Arthur C. Clarke or something idk

And some of it gets you elected as president of the United States, in this day and age.

Ah, a classic!

Just tested it again, after not really paying attention to it for a long time, and it's gotten good! It can reliably tell me my exact model smartwatch, TV remote, retro handheld console and vacuum cleaner I have.
Last time I remember trying, it was like "That looks to be some sort of remote, maybe?"

You mean the finger burner? That's what I knew it as, and you'll never guess why.

Bitrate > resolution

Doing something?! But that would require doing something!

I'm personally a huge fan of the modern paperback covers for the series.

Well, you know what they say about judging a book by its cover... (which is weird, because isn't that the whole point of a book cover?)